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  1. Must be able to work for an owner who does not care.

    Comment by shthar — December 1, 2012 @ 9:25 pm

  2. On the other hand if your performance review is lacklustre Dayton Moore will offer you a three-year contract worth $38 million.

    Comment by Well-Beered Englishman — December 1, 2012 @ 9:44 pm

  3. “Baseball knowledge is a plus”

    *Dayton Moore walks away in shame*

    Comment by evil kevin towers — December 1, 2012 @ 10:56 pm

  4. I’m holding out until they offer Royals System City Planner.

    Comment by Marty — December 2, 2012 @ 1:41 am

  5. I call Comptroller.

    Comment by David G — December 2, 2012 @ 2:31 am

  6. This is a joke, right? Or is it an insult?

    Comment by basin.masingojirashnji — December 2, 2012 @ 7:38 am

  7. I thought slavery was abolished a couple centuries ago? Thank God I left IT and retired at 35

    Comment by JOB SLAVERY — December 2, 2012 @ 7:51 am

  8. Well said. Thought provoking, even.

    Comment by That Guy — December 2, 2012 @ 12:10 pm

  9. Well, when I had my first interview for a job in baseball, the Assistant GM who interviewed me described working in baseball as a career where “You call up your friends in family in May* and say ‘See you in September*’ because that is the life that comes with this business.” When I took the job,I had no idea how accurate that was. About 40% of the weeks I was there, I worked over 100 hours, and let’s just say that I envied the Gameday support staff for the hourly wage they got.

    *I say May and September because the minor league season is considerably shorter.

    Comment by gnomez — December 2, 2012 @ 6:18 pm

  10. o Statistical performance data – preferred

    Guess that rules out… Bailing on this joke, impossible to pick just one guy off that roster.

    Comment by Southpaw — December 2, 2012 @ 9:54 pm

  11. Requirement: must be able to find stats that favor ex-Braves players and washed up veterans.

    Comment by BaconSlayer09 — December 3, 2012 @ 2:21 am

  12. Preference given to candidates who understand the ARGHHH! win shares system, which rates Jeff Francoeur and Yuniesky Betancourt as tops at their positions.

    Comment by siddfynch — December 3, 2012 @ 2:48 am

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