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  1. You win the “WTF” prize for the week, I think. And it’s only Monday.

    Comment by joser — January 11, 2010 @ 4:52 pm

  2. Melnick?

    Comment by John — January 11, 2010 @ 4:53 pm

  3. The WTF prize is a platypus wearing fighter goggles and playing a pretty goddamn good kazoo, if you ask me.

    Comment by Xavier — January 11, 2010 @ 7:14 pm

  4. And on this site the platypus’ name is normally Carson Cistulli.

    Comment by joser — January 11, 2010 @ 7:17 pm

  5. I generally try to speed read as much as possible, but after trying two or three times on this article, I gave up and googled Neifi Perez to see if he was coming out of retirement or something. Why Perez instead of the others? Tight pants.

    Comment by Bradley — January 11, 2010 @ 7:42 pm

  6. A good lesson to all folks! Don’t post on FanGraphs when you’re high ;)

    Comment by vivaelpujols — January 11, 2010 @ 11:53 pm

  7. Royals sign Matt Herges! KC 2010!!!

    Comment by gnomez — January 12, 2010 @ 12:03 am

  8. “Neifi Perez, .251/.315/.402, -8/150 .141 r.”

    Dusty is somehow still managing. Cincy was said to be looking at middle infielders. You have a projection for Neifi that is in that ‘not quite as crappy as what you will actually get’ range that gets Dusty all excited.

    The legend may just be primed for a comeback!

    Comment by JoeyO — January 12, 2010 @ 1:25 am

  9. You had to goggle Neifi Perez? Shocking.

    Here, this cums him up perfectly
    http://hirejimessian.com/2007/06/08/2-neifi-sucked-more-balls-than-perez-hilton/
    It sums up Cubs fans feelings on him quite nicely, and provides links to some relevant articles about his “hitting” (if one can call it that)

    Comment by JoeyO — January 12, 2010 @ 1:29 am

  10. Oh, my bad. You googled to see if he was coming out of retirement. Well, none the less, the link I provided is fantastically hysterical and worth a read imo.

    Comment by JoeyO — January 12, 2010 @ 1:31 am

  11. Hello, I’m stupid.

    Telling you to “look it up” and getting it wrong.

    The Yankees went to every World Series between 1949 and 1964 with the exception of 1954 (Indians) and 1959 (White Sox). Mantle joined the team in 1951. So, Mantle went to the World Series in his first 3 seasons and 7 of his first 8, and then 14 of his first 16 seasons.

    I’m fairly confident you can look *that* up.

    Comment by Online koozies — January 12, 2010 @ 2:13 am

  12. Matt, you’re clairvoyant.

    Jay Gibbons-OF-Dodgers Jan. 12 – 10:34 am et

    Dodgers signed OF Jay Gibbons to a minor league contract.
    Included in the deal is an invitation to spring training, though it’s doubtful he will find his way onto the major league roster. The soon-to-be 33-year-old hasn’t made an appearance in a major league game since 2007.

    Comment by Eno Sarris — January 12, 2010 @ 11:24 am

  13. If someone “cummed” Neifi Perez up perfectly, well…I’m sure I’d like to see that video on xTube. Or maybe I wouldn’t.

    No, no, I DEFINITELY would not.

    Comment by Jason B — January 13, 2010 @ 4:28 pm

  14. Do Jim Edmonds next.

    You’ll be ahead of the curve when he’s signed in Spring Training.

    Comment by CraigK — January 18, 2010 @ 4:59 pm

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