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  1. Coffey was my neighbor a few years back.

    All around nice dude. He always greeted my friends and I with “Howdy Y’all”.

    Comment by JMag043 — February 3, 2012 @ 5:42 pm

  2. Dan Wheeler also signed a minor-league deal with Cleveland. Colletti guarantees Coffey $1.3M. Sure Wheeler’s three years older, 34 vs. 31, but for one year, who cares? Not that big a deal, but …

    Comment by DavidYoungTBLA — February 3, 2012 @ 7:29 pm

  3. I like my Coffey like I like my women – black?

    Comment by Brian — February 4, 2012 @ 10:00 am

  4. I wish I could vote both “-” and “+” on this one.

    Comment by Baltar — February 4, 2012 @ 12:42 pm

  5. Plus fans get to watch his run to the mound get timed… is that an “intangible”?

    Comment by will h — February 4, 2012 @ 1:12 pm

  6. Will, don’t forget his Ultimate Warrior theme music while he runs to the mound.

    Comment by Bill — February 4, 2012 @ 3:56 pm

  7. The blogs have his vids and gifs, even one where the coach spreads his arms out as if to call for the “big guy” to the pen lol
    If a guy is going to remind me of Susan Coffey all season he’s ok with me :)

    Comment by DodgersKingsoftheGalaxy — February 4, 2012 @ 7:27 pm

  8. Does he run back and forth and shake the guard rails too? Then by the time he’s done, he’s too winded to perform? He should come out to a playing of a Folgier’s commercial.

    Comment by Antonio Bananas — February 4, 2012 @ 11:36 pm

  9. Really? A scrawney pale ginger with no butt or boobs is your thing? Do you have a Pippi Longstocking fetish?

    Comment by Antonio Bananas — February 4, 2012 @ 11:39 pm

  10. If it wasn’t for you, I wouldn’t even connect Todd and Susan. That sounds absurd, doesn’t it?

    Don’t listen to Antonio Bananas. I approve of Susan Coffey, and Antonio, no, I do not have a thing for Pippi Longstocking. But I do have a thing for cute gingers.

    Comment by Bryz — February 5, 2012 @ 12:57 am

  11. Maybe with this new deal he’ll evolve into a Weezey.

    Comment by Professor Oak — February 5, 2012 @ 12:28 pm

  12. You like Christina Hendricks then? I do, but she actually looks like a woman. I just don’t find women without either a butt or breasts to be attractive. They look underage to me and it grosses me out. Sure Susan Coffey is cute, but so are puppies and babies.

    Comment by Antonio Bananas — February 6, 2012 @ 4:36 am

  13. Hendriks: She looks good in some pics, not-so-good in others. Anyway, I’m not interested in motorboating a woman.

    Comment by Bryz — February 7, 2012 @ 6:55 pm

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