Dispatch From Orlando, #1

It’s crowded. To steal a joke a friend of mine just made, there haven’t been this many elderly white men gathered in a room since Saving Private Ryan was in theaters.

Don’t worry, future dispatches will be more interesting. We’re just getting settled in.




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Dave is a co-founder of USSMariner.com and contributes to the Wall Street Journal.


23 Responses to “Dispatch From Orlando, #1”

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  1. Cody says:

    Great first dispatch! I am dying for more!

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  2. Navin V. says:

    Good thing you cited the joke, otherwise Bill Simmons’ brilliant, thought-provoking readers might have stopped by these parts again.

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  3. Xave says:

    Can you do TMZ-style video reports from now on? That’s the only way I can digest news.

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  4. Socrates says:

    the punch line should have been…

    … since the Republican House of Representatives leadership meeting I went to.

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  5. Don G says:

    Could you please tell Mr. Mozeliak to grab a reliever or two?

    Thanks.

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  6. Kevin Ebert says:

    Dave – What do you think of the Mark Reynolds trade? It seems too good to be true for the Orioles. A good 3B for 2 ok middle relievers?

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    • phoenix says:

      he was coming off a down year, so you have to see how he rebounds. having said that, he still has tons of power and the park will only help that. a good trade, i think!

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  7. Sandy Kazmir says:

    Has it been “Werth” it?

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  8. How are the accommodations? I’m assuming they found you all comfortable basements?

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  9. psychUMP says:

    But what if I came here for news?

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