FanGraphs Audio: The 100% Useless Dayn Perry

Episode 163
In this edition of FanGraphs Audio, we ask the question “Is Dayn Perry 100% useless?” And also: “So what if he is?”

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Audio after the jump. (Approximately 42 min. play time.)


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  1. Matt W says:


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  2. Matt W says:

    where’s the opening music, though?

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  3. Matt W says:

    Killer introduction.

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  4. gryfyn1 says:

    for those that miss it. The dulcet tones of Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass :

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  5. Toasty says:

    As I expected, Dayn could not pick just one favorite vulgarity.

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  6. Toasty says:

    Seriously, though, are paper condoms a real thing? I cannot imagine how that could possibly work.

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  7. Matt says:

    “I can only imagine that it is more chilly now, and as night deepens it shall grow more colder still”

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  8. Rob Odden says:

    Considering 96% of the reason I tune in is because of the theme song I must this episode has left me feeling quite hollow and completely lost. Thanks!

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  9. rogue_actuary says:

    OT, but Raul Ibanez was just intentionally walked with two outs in the 8th by the Orioles. That has to be one of the worst calls of the year, right?

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  10. I am very proud to have contributed to this podcast in even a small and unsubstantial way.


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  11. rambodiaz says:

    I am completely confident in saying that this has been the best Approximately 42 min. of my day, possibly my week, arguably my life.

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  12. Boozoo Badger says:

    Dayn Perry is fresh of breath air. Thank you for giving my life clarity and purpose once again.

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