NERD Game Scores for Friday, August 1, 2014

Devised originally in response to a challenge issued by viscount of the internet Rob Neyer, and expanded at the request of nobody, NERD scores represent an attempt to summarize in one number (and on a scale of 0-10) the likely aesthetic appeal or watchability, for the learned fan, of a player or team or game. Read more about the components of and formulae for NERD scores here.astro


Most Highly Rated Game
Los Angeles AL at Tampa Bay | 19:10 ET
Matt Shoemaker (76.1 IP, 81 xFIP-, 0.9 WAR) faces Jeremy Hellickson (9.0 IP, 121 xFIP-, 0.2 WAR). In all of July, the former walked only three batters over 22.1 innings — this, while striking out 24. Nor was that performance particularly out of character for Shoemaker: among the 205 pitchers to have recorded 20-plus innings as a starter this year, Shoemaker has produced the 11th-best park-adjusted xFIP — just behind the recently traded David Price and just ahead of the also recently traded Jon Lester.

Readers’ Preferred Broadcast: Tampa Bay Radio.

Two Brief Notes
Debut Notice: Boston’s Anthony Ranaudo
Right-handed Boston prospect Anthony Ranaudo, selected 39th overall by Boston out of LSU in the 2010 draft, is expected to make his major-league debut tonight against the New York Americans. Despite possessing a useful fastball and having produced a 2.41 ERA over 119.1 innings at Triple-A Pawtucket, Ranaudo’s fielding-independent numbers suggest that he’s likely unprepared to prevent runs at even a league-average rate.

Regarding Today’s Free Game
Today’s free game features Seattle at Baltimore, starts at 7:05pm ET, will likely feature Austin Jackson in center field for the Mariners, and can be accessed by means of this hyperlinked text.

Complete Schedule
Here’s the complete and very sortable table for all of today’s games. Pitching probables and game times aggregated from and also the rest of the internet.

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Away   SP Tm. Gm. Tm. SP   Home Time
Rob. Hernandez PHI 0 3 3 7 5 WAS Doug Fister 19:05
Roenis Elias SEA 6 4 5 6 5 BAL Wei-Yin Chen 19:05
Jerome Williams* TEX 4 4 6 7 8 CLE Danny Salazar 19:05
Franklin Morales COL 0 8 3 5 3 DET Justin Verlander 19:08
Mat Latos CIN 2 1 3 7 4 MIA Jarred Cosart 19:10
Matt Shoemaker LAA 10 6 7 7 5 TB Jer. Hellickson* 19:10
Chris Capuano* NYA 5 2 5 3 7 BOS Ant. Ranaudo* 19:10
Ryan Vogelsong SF 3 5 4 2 4 NYN Jon Niese 19:10
Logan Darnell* MIN 6 4 7 3 10 CHA Chris Sale 20:10
J.A. Happ TOR 3 6 6 9 7 HOU Collin McHugh 20:10
Wily Peralta MIL 7 6 6 3 5 STL Ad’m Wainwright 20:15
Jeremy Guthrie KC 3 4 5 8 7 OAK Sonny Gray 21:35
Edinson Volquez PIT 1 6 3 5 4 AZ Vidal Nuno 21:40
Mike Minor ATL 6 6 5 5 4 SD Eric Stults 22:10
Kyle Hendricks* CHN 6 6 6 5 5 LAN Dan Haren 22:10

To learn how Game NERD Scores are calculated, click here.
* = Fewer than 20 IP, NERD at discretion of very handsome author.

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  1. Marco says:

    18IP, 5H, 0ER, 0BB, 18K over his last two starts and no article?

    I’m not upset, I’m just disappointed.

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  2. Shut up, bat sixth and get your arse in left says:

    If his name were truly Fausto and not Roberto would he at least register on the NERD scale?

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    • Well-Beered Englishman says:

      Only on my proprietary Cool Name NERD Scores, the formula for which is as arbitrary as it is secretive.

      Cool Name Game of the Day
      Roenis Elias Leliebre takes on Wei-Yin Chen, with a supporting cast that includes Jonathan Schoop, probable Wild West sheriff T.J. McFarland, Fernando Rodney, Jesus Marcelo Sucre Medina, and the well-known starring duo of a series of comedic private-eye caper movies, Furbush & Farquhar.

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      • Umpire Weekend says:

        Isn’t “Farquhar” the sound that comes out when you try to say “Har, har!” while face-first in a Furbush.

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  3. Eminor3rd says:

    Happy Chris Sale day!

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  4. Sean says:

    HOU has two games today against two different teams?

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