Los Angeles Americans (5) at Texas (7) | 20:05 ET
• A lot of people don’t know that, when he wrote the first draft of his “Drugs sell themselves” joke, Chris Rock actually first used “Friday night’s Angels-Rangers game” instead.
• He was like, “Angels-Rangers sells itself.”
• “It’s not an encyclopedia. It’s not an effing vacuum cleaner.”
• “You don’t really gotta try to sell Angels-Rangers,” etc.
• I mean, why would I lie about this?
MLB.TV Audio Feed: Rangers Radio.
Here’s the complete schedule for all of today’s games, with our very proprietary watchability (NERD) scores for each one. Pitching probables and game times aggregated from MLB.com and RotoWire. The average NERD Game Score for today is 5.1.
The following Game Scores include the new and improved playoff-odds adjustment, which you can learn about in your brain by clicking here.
|Clay Hensley||FL||1||8||3||3||5||PHI||Roy Oswalt||19:05|
|Felipe Paulino||KC||7||10||7||6||7||CLE||Ubaldo Jimenez||19:05|
|A.J. Burnett||NYA||6||10||5||2||5||BAL||Tommy Hunter||19:05|
|James Shields||TB||8||7||7||7||7||TOR||Henderson Alvarez*||19:07|
|Tim Hudson||ATL||6||4||5||5||6||NYN||Chris Capuano||19:10|
|Gio Gonzalez||OAK||6||0||6||10||8||BOS||Tim Wakefield||19:10|
|Chien-Ming Wang||WAS||1||4||3||5||6||CIN||Dontrelle Willis||19:10|
|Dan Haren||LAA||8||5||10||7||7||TEX||Derek Holland||20:05|
|Rodrigo Lopez||CHN||3||4||2||7||2||MIL||Randy Wolf||20:10|
|Rick Porcello||DET||6||2||4||0||5||MIN||Scott Diamond*||20:10|
|James McDonald||PIT||3||5||3||3||4||STL||Jake Westbrook||20:15|
|Wade LeBlanc||SD||2||6||5||9||5||AZ||Josh Collmenter||21:40|
|Jake Peavy||CHA||8||2||5||0||3||SEA||Charlie Furbush||22:10|
|Esmil Rogers||COL||5||6||4||4||5||LAN||Ted Lilly||22:10|
|J.A. Happ||HOU||2||3||8||3||10||SF||Mad. Bum.||22:15|
NERD represents an attempt to anticipate the watchability of a game for the baseballing enthusiast.
To learn more about Pitcher NERD, click here and scroll down a little.
To learn more about latest Team NERD, click here.
To learn how Game NERD Scores are calculated, click here.
* = Fewer than 20 IP, NERD at discretion of very handsome author.
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