One Night Only: Now with Team NERD
Just three tiny hours ago, I submitted for the readership’s consideration a bigger, badder version of the NERD metric that I originally introduced back in June. Having come to something like a consensus on NERD for pitchers, it was clear that the American people were ready for more. They were ready — dumdumdum — for team NERD.
At the risk of overstimulating the home audience, who are likely still reeling from this morning’s announcement, I’d like now to discuss what these new advances in NERD technology — what they do for the One Night Only game previews I’ve taken to posting in these electronic pages.
Really, the differences won’t be huge-huge. It’s my solemn vow always to write (or, at least, try to write) in a prose style equal parts G.K. Chesterton and Mickey Avalon.
But there will be one difference, and it’s kinda awesome. Regard:
pNERD = Pitcher NERD
tNERD = Team NERD
Game = Time and Average NERD for Game
* = Estimated NERD
What you see there is all of today’s games, graded via NERD scores. Under the column labeled pNERD, you got your pitchers’ NERDs; under tNERD, you got your teams’ NERDs; and under Game, you got both the time of the game (Eastern) and the average of both pitchers’ and teams’ NERD scores. That last number, if everything is working correctly, should give you a sense of how appealing the game in question ought to be.
I intend to provide such a list in these pages everyday, Monday through Thursday, and then a weekend edition on Fridays. (I also might not do that, on account of how Sloth’s strong strength.)
In any case, were I you, I’d probably watch that Yankers-Blue Jays game tonight. Morrow is awesome for a bunch of reasons that are probably obvious; the Toronto offense hits a lot of home runs; and Ivan Nova will be making his first career major league start.
Barring that game, there’s the Twins-Ranger game. Derek Holland (NERD: 5) was originally slated to start for Minnesota, but now it’s Rich Harden. Will he throw even one strike? Tune in to find out!
Surely you’d sort by NERD? Maybe NERD by early/evening/late.
NERDgasm
Truly awesome. Thanks Carson.
Bruce Chen has a higher NERD then Rich Harden?
Is it cause he’s Asian?
What a stupid question.
Of course it’s because he’s Asian.
Blackburn will be starting in place of Liriano tonight.
Apparently, Blackburn will start in place of Liriano tonight for the Rangers, because Derek Holland has been replaced by Harden for Minnesota :-)
… or so the article tells me
Correct, Liriano’s fighting a bit of a dead arm lately, so he’s been pushed back to create an excellent NERD matchup: Francisco Liriano vs. Cliff Lee.
Liriano v Lee should should be about a 9, I think. I can’t imagine many more games that’d be so highly rated.
There is on unfortunate flaw in the recommendation of Jays Vs. Yankees. There is a pretty good chance the game may be rained out today. I know the Red Sox Vs. Mariners most likely will be.
Aren’t they playing at the Rogers Center tonight, with a retractable roof?
The games are only played for one night only.
… a mild form of terrorism…