One Night Only! (Super Cy-zed Edition)

Three games want so badly to pleasure you tonight. Let down your guard, America, and let in the joy.

(Games listed in order of likely awesomness. NERD scores in parentheses.)

Minnesota (7) at Texas (8) | 8:10pm ET
Starting Pitchers
Twins: Francisco Liriano (10)
151.1 IP, 9.81 K/9, 2.97 BB/9. .350 BABIP, 53.8% GB, 2.9% HR/FB, 3.00 xFIP

Rangers: Cliff Lee (10)
174.2 IP, 7.78 K/9, 0.57 BB/9, .301 BABIP, 40.3% GB, 6.0% HR/FB, 3.28 xFIP

• Because you and I have never met — and because we’ve definitely never heart-to-hearted our respective world views over a couple-few glasses of white zin — I don’t exactly know what you’re looking for out of life. A home in a nice school district? A sweet yacht and stuff? I don’t know. Anyway, I’m guessing one thing you don’t mind — especially since you’re the sort of enthusiast to point his internet browser this way — is a clash between the American League’s two best pitchers. That’s what this game features. In other words: boo-yah.
• You don’t need to care even one lick about the Mariners to read Jeff Sullivan’s writing at Lookout Landing. You just have to wanna say bonjour to a prose style equal parts masculine and magical. Anyway, Sully (as no one should ever call him) is so good, he can even make you care about the whole Colin Cowherd-Cliff Lee thing.
• Question: Who will start in center for the Twinkers? The Shadow knows! (And Ron Gardenhire, too, probably.) (And also maybe Parker Hageman.)

Arizona (9) at San Diego (10) | 6:35pm ET
Starting Pitchers
DBacks: Ian Kennedy (5)
151.0 IP, 7.63 K/9, 3.34 BB/9, .277 BABIP, 36.4% GB, 12.4% HR/FB, 4.44 xFIP

Pads: Kevin Correia (5)
132.2 IP, 6.85 K/9, 3.87 BB/9, .298 BABIP, 49.1% GB, 14.2% HR/FB, 4.22 xFIP

• When you talk about Carson Cistulli, you’re talking about a guy who’s shocked to learn that Ian Kennedy’s thrown 151 innings this year. Go, you guy.
• When you talk about Carson Cistulli, you’re also talking about a guy who’s pretty surprised that Kevin Correia — who calls the giant, cavernous, and salty-aired Petco Park his home — currently sports an inflated HR/FB rate. Even curiouser is this next thing. Correia at home: 76.0 IP, 16.2% HR/FB. Correia on the road: 56.2 IP, 11.5% HR/FB.
Chris Denorfia is repping Wheaton College* pretty hard these days. Line: 238 PA, .289/.354/.483 (.317 BABIP), .360 wOBA, 134 wRC+, 1.8 WAR. Also, he appears to’ve taken over center field duties with Tony Gwynn Jr. out of commission.

*Sorry. I meant THE Wheaton College.

If I Had My Druthers
• There’d be a book called Correia on the Road.
Correia on the Road would be “a largely autobiographical work based on the spontaneous road trips of Correia and his friends across mid-century America.”
• Oh yeah, and Kevin Correia would’ve also time-traveled here from mid-century America.

Saint Louis (5) at Washington (6) | 7:05pm ET
Starting Pitchers
Cards: Chris Carpenter (6)
184.1 IP, 6.98 K/9. 2.49 BB/9, .275 BABIP, 50.9% GB, 10.7% HR/FB, 3.80 xFIP

Nats: Jordan Zimmermann (10*)
(2009) 91.1 IP, 9.07 K/9, 2.86 BB/9. .339 BABIP, 43.5% GB, 12.2% HR/FB, 3.39 xFIP

• This marks Zimmermann’s season debut — a kinda exciting thing, when you consider what he was able to do last year before succumbing to arm troubles and, eventually, Tommy John surgery. Here’s Zimmermann’s line through four Triple-A starts: 17.0 IP, 12 K, 3 BB, 0 HR, 2.32 FIP. The K numbers don’t appear to be there yet, but the control seems to’ve returned. Anyway, we’ll see.
Ryan Ludwick was traded to the San Diego Padres on July 31st. Here’s Jon Jay‘s line since then: .324/.378/.397 (.393 BABIP). That’s about a .353 wOBA. With something closer to a .325 BABIP, however, that’s more like a .300 wOBA. I bet Jay’s true talent lies somewhere above that (and I hope it does, as he’s on my fantasy team), but it’ll be interesting to see how things play out.
• If you didn’t read Dave Cameron’s piece about Ryan Zimmerman last week, (a) that’s kind of embarrassing and (b) do it by clicking here. Here’s what he says: were he to start a franchise, he’d very likely do it with Ryan Zimmerman — a.k.a. the same exact Ryan Zimmerman you can watch in this game.

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pNERD = Pitcher NERD
Game = Time and Average NERD for Game
* = Estimated NERD

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  1. The Duder says:

    Jordan Zimmerman (10*)
    * = Estimated NERD

    You slay me, CC.

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  2. studes says:

    You’re missing an “n” in your Zimmermann. Pay attention, slacker!

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  3. William says:

    Zimmermann was a huge reason I contested the Nat’s five year rankings given on this site (as was the undervalued Zimmerman, though that now seems to be reevaluatetd). Add in a strong middle of the lineup, a strong bullpen, and guys with strong potential for the back of the rotation like Stammen, and this team has real potential if they keep their power hitters and go replace one of the horrible outfielders with someone like DeJesus.

    At any rate, props on flagging the other Zim! (too bad he’ll be against Carpenter and limited to five innings…)

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  4. Ashwin says:

    Didn’t know you could contract “to” and “have”. I like it.

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  5. Evan Kirkwood says:

    If I had my druthers: everyone would stop pronouncing Correia “kuh-RAY-uh.”

    Hint: it’s “kuh-REE-uh.”

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  6. dutchbrowncoat says:

    i am loving the daily dosage of carson cistulli

    i am not loving that this seemingly comes at the cost of having no more fangraphs podcasts. and will we ever see/hear anything more on the nyc live event?

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    • FanGraphs Supporting Member

      1. Thanks to the max.

      2. We’re actually recording a pod tomorrow (Friday), which means it should be available, you know, definitely by the end September.

      3. We’ll also be posting audio of the NY Event here soon.

      4. That is all.

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  7. fjkagreklg says:

    I figure the Scherzer/Romero game could be pretty interesting too.

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  8. TexasRanger says:

    Not so sure Kevin and his friends would appreciate a book on road trips considering his brother…

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  9. Scott says:

    When you talk about Carson cistulli, you’re talking about a guy whose writings are as thoughtful and delicate as a prison love-letter written on toilet paper.

    Keep playing the hits C-squared, and we’ll keep listenin’

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