I bet you lost a closer. I’m here to help at 12:30.

A little haggard around the edges, but I’ll be here at 12:30 to chat. Cause it’s fun!

Baby? Baby? This is fantasy, man. We take this stuff seriously. The baby can wait.

The baby’s due any minute, but let’s sneak in a chat. I’ll be here at 12:30… or at the hospital!

Opening Day 4.0 chat!

Probably a lot of people drafting today, huh? So we’ve got, in order, Chad Young, Eno Sarris, and David Wiers — plus others, maybe — on hand to help starting at 11 am EST. Use us.

Let’s talk FanGraphs: The Game and other fantasy baseball. I mean, I’ll do what I can to help y’all. But, the game’s out there, and it’s play or get played. That simple. So see you at noon-thirty.

Drafts be drafting. Let’s make this a fantasy-centered chat — even if beer and sandwiches and real baseball will always be at home in my chats — and get to the meat of it all. I’ll be here at 1230, and I promise… there will be (a) lightning (round).