Comments on: Deep League Values at Catcher (with More Facial Hair (and Parentheses))

By: Bill (Campbell)

Bill (Campbell) — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 15:32:06 +0000

Towles’ eyes are scaring me. Compare with:

http://thedaddydiaries.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/village-of-the-damned.jpg

By: bo bo

bo bo — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 15:19:48 +0000

WHAT NO PARENTHESES !!!!!?????(())()()()()()()()()()() ( . ) ( . )

By: Aaron

Aaron — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 14:43:49 +0000

Groan…poor Mr. Connolly.

By: Eno Sarris

Eno Sarris — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 14:31:56 +0000

Closest use of parentheses to my own (but not quite all the way there). I will say this, I did not ingest any performance-enhancing substances before writing this article (but that wouldn’t have been out of the norm).

I also want to state (unequivocally) that NO, IT IS NOT A PERM.

By: Big Oil

Big Oil — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 14:03:01 +0000

(No,) (play for Mr. Gray)(!)

By: Matt B.

Matt B. — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 03:44:03 +0000

Stache is trash!

By: thehemogoblin

thehemogoblin — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 02:26:34 +0000

(Eno), (how can you say that Towles has good facial hair)? (To quote Walt Frazier and Keith Hernandez), ( (Your beard is weird) ).

(I think that if Adam Moore ends up with the starting job over Rob (Passed Ball) Johnson), (He could do a lot of damage for the M’s this year). ( ( (Then again), (I am an unabashed fan of the Mariners) ) ).

By: Brandon F

Brandon F — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 01:27:25 +0000

*write… i just ingested [something]

By: Brandon F

Brandon F — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 01:23:29 +0000

That is a (horrible(!)) picture of Towles. Did you right this article immediately after ingesting [some] stimulant?