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  1. Thanks for the look into the mascot fraternity. I would certainly be interested in hear the stories of other mascot as well. How’s the Crazy Crab doing these days?

    Comment by Jack — September 14, 2012 @ 1:03 pm

  2. Diamond looks like Papa Smurf impregnated Daisy Duck.

    Comment by samuelraphael — September 14, 2012 @ 1:17 pm

  3. Hey, Ace, you nitwit – ask Diamond where she was on June 22nd, 2003! I’ll tell you – she and your ‘bro’ Youppi were hooking up behind a dumpster near a Couche-Tard next to the Big ‘O’. If Junior is your kid I’m the Prime Minister of Luxembourg. She was stepping out, idiot!

    Comment by Bernie Brewer — September 14, 2012 @ 3:37 pm

  4. I hate Ace.

    Comment by Adrock — September 14, 2012 @ 3:56 pm

  5. I am very suspicious of the validity of this interview. I always thought the mascot was just a guy dressed up in a costume

    Comment by Petetown Matt — September 15, 2012 @ 3:24 pm

  6. I’ve clearly worked too long as a consultant with the OPP – I had always assumed Ace had strangled Diamond and tossed her dismembered corpse into the Credit River…I need a shot of liquid happiness.

    Comment by Mr. Observant — September 16, 2012 @ 9:47 am

  7. Mr. Met… the glue that holds the mascot family together. I’m sure he’s there, at the All-Star Game postgame spread, breaking up fights between the Mariner Moose and the Billy the Marlin over which ocean is the better ocean.

    Way to dig deep, Navin, peel back the layers.

    Comment by Greg W — September 16, 2012 @ 9:03 pm

  8. Lol! Nice interview. Good read and nice laugh. Way to start my morning. Went to the game yesterday and ACE was awesome.

    Comment by Andrrres — September 17, 2012 @ 10:13 am

  9. You have a problem, Bernie Brewer, and you’ll never get better until you admit it.

    Comment by Navin Vaswani — September 17, 2012 @ 12:06 pm

  10. And freedom, too, I assume.

    Comment by Navin Vaswani — September 17, 2012 @ 12:06 pm

  11. Thanks, homie.

    Comment by Navin Vaswani — September 17, 2012 @ 12:07 pm

  12. My ‘stache makes me look like a murderous Prussian infantryman and I live in Milwaukee. Of COURSE I have a problem. What the h*$l does my state have on offer aside from Cistulli’s vanity project newspaper website and my failed dreams. Gosh, I need a drink so badly…

    Comment by Bernie Brewer — September 18, 2012 @ 9:02 am

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