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  1. “Look at this shit.” — Excellent image title.

    Fucking Marlins.

    Comment by Navin Vaswani — November 4, 2011 @ 9:30 pm

  2. Can’t wait to un-ironically rock one of those caps around the ol’ everywhere.

    Comment by Kirkwood — November 4, 2011 @ 9:34 pm

  3. Between the unis and the monstrosity in CF, the Marlins are obviously locking up the “Blind” demographic.

    Comment by Tommy Lasordas Pasta — November 4, 2011 @ 9:52 pm

  4. those things are more abominable than some of the worst minor league uniforms i’ve seen. that can’t be what they’re going with. that’s just lazy.

    Comment by manuscript — November 4, 2011 @ 11:21 pm

  5. I gotta say, this definitely is bringing out a strong reaction amongst people. There is no such thing as bad publicity. Besides, the design is so fitting for the organization. I believe that in time this style will be the norm or at least we’ll get so used to the horrid-ness of it that future generations of clashing-lazy-OKC-ripoff will stem from this.

    Comment by Kool — November 5, 2011 @ 1:28 am

  6. I am fully on board with every design element of these newly alliterative Miami Marlins. Miami is a ridiculous place, and it deserves a ridiculous baseball team aesthetic. Yes to the goofy hat design, yes to the insane peyote trip in center field, yes to these ice cream pop-looking uniforms.

    Comment by mattc — November 5, 2011 @ 1:31 am

  7. Eh, they’d actually be alright without the yellow brim and piping.

    And as far as complaining about the new logo and unis, does everyone realize that the former logo was a dead marlin (poorly drawn to look like it is jumping out of water) into a large Gothic-style letter F? And there was an abundance of turquoise? And pinstripes for no discernible reason? Is anyone going to miss this?

    Comment by Frank — November 5, 2011 @ 9:05 am

  8. I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

    Comment by Jack — November 5, 2011 @ 11:19 am

  9. I’d agree, but for the fact that the logo has already proven to be real. The logo is much worse than the overall unis.

    Comment by Yirmiyahu — November 5, 2011 @ 11:49 am

  10. You have a point.

    Comment by Yirmiyahu — November 5, 2011 @ 12:17 pm

  11. This is a good point. It’s not like the Cards are replacing the “birds on bats” with Rainbow Brite unicorns.

    Comment by Dizzy Valance — November 5, 2011 @ 1:09 pm

  12. Am I to understand that they are not going to wear either white or gray at all? The baseball gods cannot be happy.

    Comment by another matt c — November 5, 2011 @ 1:17 pm

  13. Shouldn’t the “stick up the ass” be vertically oriented, instead of horizontally?

    Comment by rcbuss — November 5, 2011 @ 2:04 pm

  14. I just get a kick out of how the Marlins two World Series titles (as many as Boston and Philly have in the last century) seems tio absolutely INFURIATE so many people. Cry me a river.

    Comment by dave — November 5, 2011 @ 3:42 pm

  15. I don’t think that Boston and Phily fans are the ones most infuriated by it… (Though Boston has 6 the last century, 2007, 2004, 1918, 1916, 1915, 1912)

    Comment by Greg — November 5, 2011 @ 7:41 pm

  16. Reminds me of the Modesto Nuts Uniforms.

    Comment by SAmmy — November 5, 2011 @ 7:47 pm

  17. What does the World Series have to do with ugly uniforms?

    Comment by Yirmiyahu — November 5, 2011 @ 8:52 pm

  18. I must have missed the punchline. What? This is the real thing?

    Oh. OK.

    Bravo Marlins Marketing Dept.

    Taste the rainbow.

    Comment by Greg W — November 5, 2011 @ 9:04 pm

  19. These uniforms are decidedly not ‘Pistols at Dawn’.

    Comment by Resolution — November 6, 2011 @ 6:08 am

  20. I want these drawings to be 100% accurate. It would be fantastic if the socks and undershirt worn with the orange jerseys really are orange in the front and black in the back. And who wears the pants two inches above the shoes?

    Comment by glassSheets — November 6, 2011 @ 10:39 am

  21. What a second-class organization. But with Loria at the helm, who would expect anything less?

    The Miami Doucherockets sounds much better.

    Comment by Matt — November 6, 2011 @ 1:04 pm

  22. Now batting, Ug Lee.

    Comment by Jeff — November 7, 2011 @ 10:52 pm

  23. is the orange jersey designed to discourage hunters from shooting runaway marlins players in the everglades?

    Comment by juan pierre's mustache — November 8, 2011 @ 9:38 am

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