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  1. I named mine The Human Cespedes and think it’s better than all of these.

    I’m a sucker for Brass Bonanza though…

    Comment by Mallow — February 27, 2012 @ 8:29 am

  2. Those are all pretty bad team names.

    Comment by Jake — February 27, 2012 @ 8:56 am

  3. Dick Allen fail

    Comment by David — February 27, 2012 @ 9:06 am

  4. Human Cespedes is outstanding. I’m partial to Nyjerz Wit Attitudes myself.

    Comment by David — February 27, 2012 @ 9:46 am

  5. How about “Dan, your Uggla”

    Comment by DD — February 27, 2012 @ 10:24 am

  6. you’re*

    Comment by DD — February 27, 2012 @ 10:24 am

  7. Anal Hershiser

    Comment by keith m — February 27, 2012 @ 10:28 am

  8. I’m planning on attempting to carry forth a tradition of using former fringey Mets prospects who are expected to play a large role in the upcomming season in my team names. Last year was year one of this tradition, when my team was named “Thole Moley!” and this year I shall move on to “The Dudabides”. However, so as not to give away any potential draft strategy, I always use a proxy name until after the draft–my former band name that also works surprisingly well as a fantasy baseball team name: “The Runs”.

    Comment by MH — February 27, 2012 @ 10:40 am

  9. That’s why you need to suggest a name!

    Comment by Bradley Woodrum — February 27, 2012 @ 10:42 am

  10. Oh, come on! Where’s the love for the Houston Babies?!?!

    I mean, granted, that’s already what the real team is called, but still.

    Comment by Well-Beered Englishman — February 27, 2012 @ 11:09 am

  11. To honor the memory of my late-Dad, a die-hard Brooklyn Dodgers fan, I named my primary auction team:

    Ebbets Fielders

    Comment by rotofan — February 27, 2012 @ 11:21 am

  12. When Kosuke Fukudome first signed stateside, I named my rec softball team Welcome to the Fukudome. I don’t play fantasy, but I’d probably stick with that if I did.

    Comment by Bryan — February 27, 2012 @ 11:23 am

  13. I strongly suggest that someone who enjoys tasteless names try out Lincecum Dumpster. For the discerning participant who prefers a less popular player pun, I suggest Blow Your Gload.

    Comment by steex — February 27, 2012 @ 11:40 am

  14. The Texas Matt Cainsaw Massacre
    The Mark Hamburgulars
    The Joe West Side Story

    Comment by Jackson — February 27, 2012 @ 11:41 am

  15. Chains of Custody

    Comment by Albert Lyu — February 27, 2012 @ 11:43 am

  16. Wild Wild Joe West

    Comment by Well-Beered Englishman — February 27, 2012 @ 11:49 am

  17. I did this last year with “Niese Guys Finish Last”. Bizarre.

    Comment by bgrosnick — February 27, 2012 @ 11:56 am

  18. Uecker’s Stalkers

    Portrait of Jim Joyce as a Young Man

    Balboni Sandwich

    Buffalo Chips

    Quilvio Veras

    Gary Cederstrom & His Orchestra

    Professor Farnsworth’s Wonder Salve

    Confederacy of Dunn’s’s

    Comment by SAmmy — February 27, 2012 @ 11:57 am

  19. Nobody f***s with DeJesus

    Comment by ID — February 27, 2012 @ 12:04 pm

  20. How about the Philadelphia Killa Watts?

    Comment by buddy — February 27, 2012 @ 12:22 pm

  21. my team name this year and my all time personal favorite is Sons a Pitches.

    Comment by dave — February 27, 2012 @ 1:36 pm

  22. To give the meaning of my team name, I was in a Google doc with another writer and meant to type ‘opposite’ but instead typed ‘poopsite’. He called me out on it.

    Comment by Erik Hahmann — February 27, 2012 @ 1:36 pm

  23. Or Anel Hershiser

    Comment by OzzieGuillen — February 27, 2012 @ 1:59 pm

  24. Ron Santo’s Leg Lamp
    Slapnuts
    Morning Wood
    Fister Pujols
    I Cano what you did last summer

    Comment by Mark — February 27, 2012 @ 2:03 pm

  25. Live Nude Youkilis

    Comment by Erik Archer — February 27, 2012 @ 2:31 pm

  26. Soria Sonofabitch
    Schilling me softly

    Comment by Mark — February 27, 2012 @ 2:40 pm

  27. Cuddy’er Mak’ers

    Comment by AndyS — February 27, 2012 @ 3:02 pm

  28. Rock Car Direction

    Comment by Mutt — February 27, 2012 @ 3:15 pm

  29. Show me the Koufax
    Take Maholm Tonight
    Steib in the Dark
    Dennis Boyd’s 4am Benders
    Dukes of Hazzard
    Ass Dribble Cabrera’s

    And for the more literary minded:
    All the Pretty Morse’s
    Les Maicer-ables
    For Whom the Bell Tholes
    Death of a Chris Sale, Man
    Corey Hart is a Lonely Hunter
    The Santana Verses

    Comment by Patrick — February 27, 2012 @ 3:25 pm

  30. My team this year is Grand Admiral Braun. /StarWarsDork.

    Comment by Oliver — February 27, 2012 @ 3:33 pm

  31. Mickey D’s Super Happy Fun Time Gang (just because I like having the longest name in my league)

    Taking Care of Bryz-ness (or alternatively, Risky Bryz-ness)

    St. Peter MacGyver Cult

    Comment by Bryz — February 27, 2012 @ 3:34 pm

  32. I like to combine Asian baseball players with insipid romantic comedies. To wit:
    – Love, Hak Ju Lee
    – He’s Just Not That Shin Soo Choo

    Comment by David — February 27, 2012 @ 3:47 pm

  33. I’ve been going with Royals with Cheese this year.
    I have also used the Hartford Whalers just to keep the Bonanza Alive.
    I love hearing it at Fenway only to be met with blank faces.

    Dave and Patrick Awesome names!

    Salas Con Queso?

    Comment by rrbass27 — February 27, 2012 @ 4:16 pm

  34. He’s just not that Shin Soo Choo is genius.

    Comment by Terminator X — February 27, 2012 @ 5:54 pm

  35. Brilliant.

    Comment by SAmmy — February 27, 2012 @ 5:58 pm

  36. He’s Just Not That Shin Soo Choo is amazing.

    Comment by Bryz — February 27, 2012 @ 6:29 pm

  37. love royals with cheese

    Comment by jts5 — February 27, 2012 @ 7:02 pm

  38. hahahahaha

    Comment by Kyle — February 27, 2012 @ 9:24 pm

  39. Love The Human Cespedes aswell. If you’re in Pittsburgh Huntington’s Disease is always a winner.

    Comment by barney — February 27, 2012 @ 11:31 pm

  40. The Biggest UZR
    Prince Field Sausages (you’d have to be vegan to get that one)
    Piquot Farm Implements (obscure Sinclair Lewis reference)

    (Three of my teams from last year)

    Comment by Sixto L. — February 28, 2012 @ 1:28 am

  41. Shin-Soo-sanity

    Comment by reillocity — February 28, 2012 @ 2:14 am

  42. Love, Hak Ju Lee is pretty awesome as well.

    Comment by Cricketer — February 28, 2012 @ 8:30 am

  43. Owner of a lonely Hart
    Sad but Choo
    Tommy (Hanson) can you hear me?

    Comment by Chris — February 28, 2012 @ 8:58 am

  44. The Royal TenenBrauns

    FTW!! lol

    Comment by Big Poppy — February 28, 2012 @ 10:38 am

  45. boner of a lonely heart kevin mcreynolds

    Comment by Regg — February 28, 2012 @ 12:43 pm

  46. for the 30 Rock fans these are two i went with last year:
    The Rural Juror
    ICU81MI

    Comment by JdeWitt88 — February 28, 2012 @ 1:45 pm

  47. Droppin’ Gloads

    Comment by JSN89 — February 28, 2012 @ 1:52 pm

  48. The last few years I’ve been just throwing the word “Jock” into something that kind of sounds like “Jock”:
    The Jockroaches
    The Jockbrokers
    Jock of Seagulls
    Rock around the Jock
    To Kill A Jockingbird
    etc.

    Comment by ElJosharino — February 28, 2012 @ 7:32 pm

  49. Lincecum in Her Pujols

    Comment by Darby — February 29, 2012 @ 4:27 pm

  50. Brauny Forehead

    Comment by Jblo7 — March 1, 2012 @ 3:01 pm

  51. To go with the literary theme: Jesus Flores for Algernon

    Comment by Ira — March 1, 2012 @ 4:56 pm

  52. Blow Your Gload just gave me the giggles. May I suggest a slight upgrade to Lincecum Dempster, though?

    Comment by Lewis — March 2, 2012 @ 3:40 pm

  53. Always Sonny in Grayadelphia

    Comment by Todd — March 4, 2012 @ 1:26 pm

  54. Phil’ies Nuts

    Comment by Satty5 — March 4, 2012 @ 8:04 pm

  55. Like the Braun Supremacy. My current favorites are Bumpin’ Utley’s and Sexson the Beach. Found both at http://www.BestFantasyTeamNames.com They have hundreds of names that get ranked daily. Hilarious

    Comment by Joe — November 15, 2012 @ 2:02 pm

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