NotGraphs Baseball

Comments

RSS feed for comments on this post.

  1. Give Pat Burrell his last chance to win a nickname. He’s more of a man than anyone here.

    Comment by Jack — March 2, 2012 @ 10:59 am

  2. I think he’s more of a man than everyone here.

    Comment by Spiggy — March 2, 2012 @ 11:03 am

  3. You’ve convinced me.

    Comment by Kyle — March 2, 2012 @ 11:11 am

  4. Not with a name like ‘Pat,’ he isn’t.

    Comment by dockmarm — March 2, 2012 @ 11:24 am

  5. “I told him he needs to have longer hair,” catcher John Buck said. “When I think of Giancarlo, I think of someone with long, flowing hair, like Fabio. But if he keeps hitting homers, I’ll call him whatever he wants me to call him.”

    Giancarlo has my vote.

    Comment by MDL — March 2, 2012 @ 11:51 am

  6. Judging a book by a cover I see. If you were to open that book (like thousands of women before you), you would find an extremely long tale of womanizing, except the tail is in the front, not the back.

    Comment by Jack — March 2, 2012 @ 12:26 pm

  7. Pat Burrell has had plenty of tail.

    Comment by Well-Beered Englishman — March 2, 2012 @ 1:01 pm

  8. Is it intentional that we can vote for as many as we like?

    Comment by MikeS — March 2, 2012 @ 1:01 pm

  9. I don’t think John Buck speaks french, so he will be unable to call him this nickname. Likely he sticks with Mike.

    Comment by DD — March 2, 2012 @ 1:31 pm

  10. The NotGraphs hivemind gave the nickname “Gomez’s Hamburger” to Mark Hamburger. If he was thus adjudged sufficiently “Gomez’s” by his surname alone, I feel comfortable doing the same for Patrick Burrell in the case of ‘aimait les femmes.’

    My logic is unassailable and you are weeping profusely.

    Comment by dockmarm — March 2, 2012 @ 2:53 pm

  11. Well, I guess you just going to be killed then. By this:
    http://i53.tinypic.com/2s6xa29.jpg

    Comment by Jack — March 2, 2012 @ 3:19 pm

  12. The entire top three is verrrry deserving.

    Comment by SAmmy — March 2, 2012 @ 3:47 pm

  13. No Napoli? :(

    Comment by Adrastus Perkins — March 2, 2012 @ 3:56 pm

  14. Derek Jeter is deserving neither of our time nor our nicknames.

    I will be rejecting the decision here, democracy, and America, be damned.

    Comment by Daniel — March 3, 2012 @ 7:31 am

  15. Hear, hear.

    Comment by Bobby Valentine — March 3, 2012 @ 8:21 pm

  16. As a Rays fan, I am pleased Burrell appears not likely to win this. If he deserves any French nickname it is this: L’homme qui a violé une ville.

    Comment by Dave Barker — March 4, 2012 @ 1:27 am

  17. I took four years of French in high school (why?????) and have no idea what that means. Translation, please. The man who……..destroyed a city?? No idea.

    Comment by bstar — March 4, 2012 @ 11:50 pm

  18. the man who loves the ladies.

    Comment by capn_Ketchup — March 5, 2012 @ 5:42 pm

  19. I apologize if it was unclear. I used google translate to convey, “The man who raped a city.” You know, because Burrell earned 16 mil for not doing much of anything while he was here. I guess raped sort of equates to violated, thus violé.

    Comment by Dave Barker — March 5, 2012 @ 6:50 pm

  20. How can this not be Jeff Francoeur, the man whose nickname heretofore has been “Frenchy”?

    Comment by dan — March 6, 2012 @ 6:59 am

  21. Next nickname to be named: “Sparklehorse.” Google it.

    Found that the singer and I share to same date of birth. Exciting. I personally think the band name is it a fitting nickname for a baseballist.

    Comment by Guy — March 7, 2012 @ 10:45 am

  22. A terrible thing has happened gentle men.

    Alex Rodriguez.

    “The Man Who Loved Women.”

    Madonna, Cameron, a centaur, himself.

    Forgive us.

    Comment by MC — March 9, 2012 @ 5:38 pm

Leave a comment

Line and paragraph breaks automatic, e-mail address never displayed, HTML allowed: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>


Close this window.

0.123 Powered by WordPress