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  1. Pretty sure the Red Sox will have a sitcom called “How I Met Your Manager” before too long.

    Comment by Jamee — April 23, 2012 @ 12:36 pm

  2. Maddon’s Men: a look inside the stylish life of the Tampa Bay Rays.

    Comment by Lucas — April 23, 2012 @ 12:37 pm

  3. SeinFuld: A sitcom about Sam Fuld doing nothing.

    Comment by Jack — April 23, 2012 @ 1:05 pm

  4. Whichever sitcom is going to feature the most zombies and sexy women is my suggestion.

    Comment by Resolution — April 23, 2012 @ 1:06 pm

  5. So, like a mash-up of “The Walking De Aza” and “Jason Bay Watch”, eh?

    I like it… needs some Ozzie Guillen flavor though.

    Comment by MTUCache — April 23, 2012 @ 1:35 pm

  6. Dude, the Will and Grace show could be high-larious in a Perfect Strangers sort of way.

    GRACE, hair disheveled wearing only boxer shorts, standing in kitchen, dumps box of cereal into bowl as…

    WILL excitedly enters room holding shotgun, wearing full camo: “I thought about what you said last night, Gracey, and you are a genius.”

    Camera changes to nonchalant GRACE pouring two cans beer into his cereal bowl (some genius!).

    WILL shakes head, “Anyway, you are right. Shooting a few wild pigs is exactly what we need to get out of our slump. Let’s go hunting”!

    GRACE, with mouthful of cereal/beer, mumbles something like: “Banging.”

    WILL, in motherly tone: “Gracey, you know it’s impolite to talk with your mouth full.”

    GRACE, mouth no longer full: “Will, I said we should go BANG a few wild pigs.”

    WILL: “Gracey, a true outdoorsman would never say ‘bang’ ha ha, but bang, shoot, what’s the diff-”

    FAT GIRL #1 scantily enters room, walks up to GRACE, kisses him on cheek: “Thanks for last night, Marky. Did you have as much fun as I did?”

    GRACE: “Tons.”

    FAT GIRL #2 enters room.

    GRACE: “Two Tons to be exact.”

    WILL: “Gracey!”

    Comment by Choo — April 23, 2012 @ 1:46 pm

  7. Giancarlo and Molly

    Comment by debater12 — April 23, 2012 @ 2:08 pm

  8. 2 Broke Hurlers (starring Mark Prior and Chris Carpenter)

    Mike Adams’ Family

    M*A*S*H (starring Mark Reynolds and Adam Dunn)

    My Two Vlads (Starring Vladimir Guerro and Vladimir Nunez)


    Comment by jaw — April 23, 2012 @ 2:11 pm

  9. In addition to voting for some of those shown here, I propose The Matthew Cody Moore Show.

    Comment by steex — April 23, 2012 @ 2:11 pm

  10. Miami Price

    Comment by Resolution — April 23, 2012 @ 2:14 pm

  11. It’s not a sitcom, but I think they need some sketch comedy as well.

    The Kids in the Bill Hall

    Comment by agam22 — April 23, 2012 @ 2:15 pm

  12. The Hitless Wonder Years, starring the Seattle Mariners circa 2010-2015 who, like Fred Savage, never quite get to second base.

    Eight is Not Enough, starring Bobby Valentine and the Boston Red Sox bullpen.

    Elijah Dukes of Hazzard, rated M for Mature.

    Comment by Choo — April 23, 2012 @ 2:41 pm

  13. Malholm in the Middle

    Comment by ettin — April 23, 2012 @ 2:44 pm

  14. Park Factors and Recreation.

    Comment by Matt Zakrowski — April 23, 2012 @ 2:48 pm

  15. Now that just sounds wrong.

    Comment by Well-Beered Englishman — April 23, 2012 @ 2:55 pm

  16. “Pinstripe Pajamas” tracks the wacky hijinks of three All-Star infielders who are forced to move in to the same New York apartment together. As they discover comical clashes in personalities, try to win the hearts of the same two girls by pulling serious but not malicious pranks on each other, and compete for the affection of upstairs neighbor Jeremy Lin, the three infielders learn valuable lessons about love, companionship, and how loud the party can get before somebody complains.

    Featuring Becki Newton as the hard-to-get girl who thinks she’s above all of them, John C. McGinley as the tough-as-nails landlord, and, beginning in season two, Fred Willard as the shortstop’s live-in deadbeat father.

    Comment by Well-Beered Englishman — April 23, 2012 @ 3:01 pm

  17. I really like a lot of these.

    Comment by Jeremy Blachman — April 23, 2012 @ 3:14 pm

  18. Mad Nenn: Either Rob Nenn ranting about things in talk-show format, or Rob Nenn as a suave, womanizing 60s man with a secret.

    Comment by PrettyRicky — April 23, 2012 @ 5:11 pm

  19. The Front Office

    Now that he’s moved to Colorado, Michael Scott gets a job with the Rockies.

    Comment by DavidJ — April 23, 2012 @ 5:52 pm

  20. Welcome Back Kottaras, The Beverly (Aaron) Hill-billies, Sanford and (Tommy Han) Son, The Roland Office, South (Chan Ho) Park, Full (J.R.) House

    Comment by Zio Fani — April 23, 2012 @ 6:27 pm

  21. You might also consider pitching a morning show called “Tabata Mornin’.”

    Comment by steex — April 23, 2012 @ 6:49 pm

  22. Let me be the first, then, to pitch AfterMASH – a show about Mark Reynolds and Adam Dunn farting around the house after they are no longer able to take walks or hit homers.

    Comment by steex — April 23, 2012 @ 6:53 pm

  23. I’m torn between “Park Factors and Regression” and “Parks and Procreation”.

    Comment by reillocity — April 23, 2012 @ 7:14 pm

  24. Eight is Not Enough would be a horror show to some

    Comment by Nathan — April 24, 2012 @ 12:46 am

  25. Here comes the deuce, MLB2! All sit-coms, all the time.

    Comment by Nathan — April 24, 2012 @ 12:48 am

  26. Two and a Half Nen
    The Fresh Prince Fielder of Bel-Air
    S*** Ozzie Guillen Says
    The Big Hurt Theory
    Pronk in Cleveland

    Comment by Jake — April 24, 2012 @ 3:42 am

  27. Welcome Back, Kottaras – Former back up catcher, George Kottaras returns to his old team, only this time, he is the full time back stop. He tries to impart life lessons on the teams rambunctious rookies with his quick wit and Catskills style sense of humor. The manager, who doesn’t like catchers or rookies (and especially rookie catchers!) does all he can to undermine George but to no avail. The wise cracks and “catch”phrases fly non stop in this throw back to the 70s.

    Comment by deadhead — April 24, 2012 @ 9:15 am

  28. Ironically, I almost put down “After MASH” but I thought that would be too obscure.

    Comment by jaw — April 24, 2012 @ 10:09 am

  29. Sex in the Cities, starring Derek Jeter and Starlin Castro

    Comment by olethros — April 24, 2012 @ 12:01 pm

  30. Molinas!

    the three molina brothers are forced to live together in an apartment

    hilarity, obviously, ensues

    Comment by willmc1366 — April 24, 2012 @ 12:02 pm

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