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  1. That majectis steed appears glossy eyed…perhaps from the realization that it is the first non-human major league ballplayer (not counting Josh Gibson) or the fact that it is stoned out of its mind?

    Comment by John Mozeliak — May 2, 2012 @ 10:08 am

  2. Everything about this rules.

    Comment by Kyle — May 2, 2012 @ 10:09 am

  3. notgraphs is especially excellent today

    Comment by Big Jgke — May 2, 2012 @ 11:20 am

  4. I bet he’s a little hoarse this morning.

    Comment by reillocity — May 2, 2012 @ 11:43 am

  5. I was watching this last night, and I stayed up all night trying to figure out the physics of his getting that beer down his throat.

    Comment by King Kaufman — May 2, 2012 @ 12:09 pm

  6. Finally someone else! I’ve obsessed over the physics for 2 days. Clearly the end of the bottle does not go far enough down the horse mouth to reach where a human mouth could possibly be! We have brainstormed many possible theories:

    1. A straw involved (rejected because the tilt back of the head is too far, it would spill).

    2. He opens wide and just lets it pour down this throat.

    3. A funnel?

    4. It is, in fact, a horse under the mask with a snout long enough to reach the beer.

    5. He’s faking a drink, and when the camera goes elsewhere pulls off the mask to drink.

    Of course I remarked maybe he’s faking drinking the beer at all. Response: “I find it hard to believe someone would spend $8 and not drink it”. Final response: “I can’t believe someone would buy a Cain jersey”.

    Comment by Fatbot — May 3, 2012 @ 5:35 pm

  7. Best captions out there amoung the web:

    BEER DRINKING HORSE IS CAIN FAN… horses that smoke weed prefer Lincecum.

    Comment by Fatbot — May 3, 2012 @ 5:38 pm

  8. Consider this further proof that you should never look a GIF horse in the mouth.

    Comment by reillocity — May 3, 2012 @ 8:21 pm

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