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  1. Kruk can’t win! Dude’s not even 6 foot!

    Comment by Alex — August 31, 2012 @ 12:30 pm

  2. I cant believe Elijah Dukes didnt even make the cut!

    Comment by Clark D — August 31, 2012 @ 12:40 pm

  3. Indeed!

    Comment by Well-Beered Englishman — August 31, 2012 @ 1:24 pm

  4. Agreed. Kruk is a warthog. Made of of bacon, not brick.

    Comment by Choo — August 31, 2012 @ 1:50 pm

  5. Its turned into a battle of Shit v. Brick.

    i’m going to shit a brick.

    Comment by SAmmy — August 31, 2012 @ 3:05 pm

  6. John Kruk is a great choice…but I can’t help but think there’s a better nickname out there that awaits him.

    Comment by Micah Stupak — August 31, 2012 @ 3:22 pm

  7. Please, join me in my write in campaign.

    Ron Kittle’s Mom deserves this honor bestowed upon her. Write in Ron Kittle’s Mom.

    Comment by deadhead — August 31, 2012 @ 3:46 pm

  8. Fucking Kruk. I knew I shouldn’t have included him in the poll.

    Comment by Dayn Perry — August 31, 2012 @ 4:20 pm

  9. Elijah already has a cool nickname. Haven’t you ever heard him referred to as, Elijah “The Elegant Anal Bead” Dukes?

    Comment by deadhead — August 31, 2012 @ 4:27 pm

  10. The Maximum Exchequer never would have let this slip through.

    Comment by Dave Barker — September 1, 2012 @ 2:29 am

  11. I know! Where is that loser?

    Comment by Dr. Internet — September 1, 2012 @ 3:01 am

  12. Brian Giless, its what I often call him. He wants to win via write-in.

    Comment by Marcus Giles — September 1, 2012 @ 12:17 pm

  13. Greg Luzinski, both for physical frame and to honor the effects of too much Bull’s Barbecue on the lower intestines.

    Comment by Brett W — September 1, 2012 @ 5:02 pm

  14. Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos

    Comment by agam22 — September 1, 2012 @ 5:17 pm

  15. Dave Kingman anyone? Had the build and the shitty attitude to match.

    Comment by Jason A — September 1, 2012 @ 8:22 pm

  16. I think Kruk is more shithouse than all the other candidates combined

    Comment by Valen Dreth — September 2, 2012 @ 6:16 pm

  17. http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10121000/10121498.jpg

    Have people not seen Frank Thomas?

    Comment by Will H. — September 3, 2012 @ 2:43 pm

  18. He’s got one: “The Big Eunuch”

    Comment by LordAwesome69 — September 4, 2012 @ 6:03 pm

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