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  1. There’s something about Curt Schilling which makes him eminently more denounceable than even the likes of Elijah Dukes or Jose Canseco. Perhaps because, for me, Dukes and Canseco still induce some measure of genuine pity. I cannot think “the poor stupid bastard” about Curt Schilling. He wore his bastardy with pride.

    Comment by Well-Beered Englishman — October 10, 2012 @ 11:25 am

  2. Of course John Rocker and Ty Cobb are despicable. There’s no need to publicly denounce them. Schilling, on the other hand, has a fraudulent air of respectability, necessitating the need to publicly denounce him. I denounce this man.

    Comment by Jason Kramer — October 10, 2012 @ 11:29 am

  3. I denounce my use of the phrase “necessitating the need.”

    Comment by Jason Kramer — October 10, 2012 @ 11:31 am

  4. Dee Wallace-Stone was quite the looker in her day.

    Comment by martyn — October 10, 2012 @ 11:53 am

  5. Hear, hear.

    Comment by Kyle — October 10, 2012 @ 12:02 pm

  6. Write in: Lenny Dykstra

    Comment by sporkless — October 10, 2012 @ 1:05 pm

  7. I guess I’ll vote for Knoblauch since Gene Larkin isn’t on the ballot.

    Comment by deadhead — October 10, 2012 @ 1:27 pm

  8. Oh dear, Carson called home and said he was writing in Bobo Clemente’s name for the “I denounce this man” nickname. The shame he has brought the family name. He practices the dark arts, supports terror and rolls hobos for their cans of beans. The shame.

    Comment by Mrs. Cistulli — October 10, 2012 @ 1:31 pm

  9. Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. The LORD of HOSTS read that posting – I AM knows what you did, Carson…you and that foul, uncircumcised member.

    Comment by YHWH — October 10, 2012 @ 2:22 pm

  10. I was just wondering why Lenny Dykstra wasn’t on the list!

    Also: Kevin Mitchell. He’s the only former MVP I know who decapitated a kitten and then threatened a former Cy Young winner while holding a twelve inch knife and a bleeding kitten head.

    Comment by Jim — October 10, 2012 @ 3:01 pm

  11. Jeff Kent and you damn well know it.

    Comment by Erik Archer — October 10, 2012 @ 9:23 pm

  12. Yes she was!

    Comment by Cuban Pete — October 11, 2012 @ 9:48 am

  13. Jonah Keri! Jonah Keri! Jonah Keri! Who cares if he was never a former MLB player. That was never explicitly specified in the rules. He played baseball when he was a kid. Keri is a pretentious idiot who ‘discovered’ the Rays and writes obvious, insufferable dribble on Grantland. Also, as a Canadian, he’s a national embarrassment and a poutine-gobbling douchewad to his fellow Canucks, like me. Keri is an infected vaginal bloodclot and needs to be brought out to the pillory like the shameless whore of Babylon he has become.

    Comment by Mr. Observant — October 11, 2012 @ 2:21 pm

  14. Ray Knight, you bastardly bastich!

    Comment by nubillybaroo — October 16, 2012 @ 3:16 am

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