“Each year, the Great Selig rises from his Craftmatic Adjustable Bed and considers moving a National League team with the player that would make the most sincere DH to the American League. He’s gotta pick the Astros. He’s got to! I don’t see how a DH can be more sincere than Carlos Lee.”
I was actually thinking that a Golden Retriever old be no worse at baseball then Brent Morel. The White Sox could save millions in payroll, not have to give up 4 minor leaguers that ill never top one WAR for Chase Headley and the whole league will come back to them.