As to Point 1, I think we all remember the heartbroken, ashen face of one Jeremy Affeldt upon his arrival at the door of handsomely-moustachioed Bruce Bochy, when he was informed that the Giants’ “interest” in his services were purely of the professional variety. Affeldt consoled himself with a tub of Haagen-Dazs while discarding a now-useless dozen roses and a neatly wrapped prophylactic.
LTG says:
November 13, 2012 at 8:32 pm
10 sublated: every hot stove move is predetermined by natural laws and, therefore, is devoid of meaning and consequence.
MikeS says:
November 13, 2012 at 9:40 pm
This explains quite a bit.
RA Rowe says:
November 14, 2012 at 4:03 pm
Actually, Johnathon Broxton eats young foals.
Aaron W. says:
November 15, 2012 at 12:03 pm
As to Point 1, I think we all remember the heartbroken, ashen face of one Jeremy Affeldt upon his arrival at the door of handsomely-moustachioed Bruce Bochy, when he was informed that the Giants’ “interest” in his services were purely of the professional variety. Affeldt consoled himself with a tub of Haagen-Dazs while discarding a now-useless dozen roses and a neatly wrapped prophylactic.