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  1. This is a gross miscarriage of truth and righteousness. If I’m to consume a liquid food prepared from vegetable stock combined with various other ingredients and often containing solid pieces, those solid pieces should very well be the oiled and thunderous fists of one Dayn Perry, and not some wimpy ass frozen and preserved fragment of spoiled animal carcass. Where the hell are we, Russia?

    Comment by Kyle — December 13, 2012 @ 11:39 am

  2. From his admission, Dayn is a fist-fighter, but my general impression of him seems that were he in actual combat, he would be more of an ‘American-made doorknob’ or ‘locally sourced, frozen orange’ in a tube sock kind of fighter.

    Has he ever hinted at such?

    Comment by Resolution — December 13, 2012 @ 11:52 am

  3. If the Turgid Patriot were to have been assassinated, and his murder were to inspire a “ripped from the headlines” episode of Law & Order, who’d be the first suspect? the second suspect? the red herring? the wise crack that leads to a commercial break? and ultimately, the killer?

    Also, would it be a L&O: Original flavor, L&O: SVU, or L&O: LL Cool J?

    I’d imagine managing editor Dave Cameron’s murderous unblinking eyes would make him the first suspect but be let go after they find his heart of gold via a completely unnecessary, dangerous, and recreational CAT scan.

    I have wasted valuable company time.

    Comment by Concerned Citizen — December 13, 2012 @ 1:38 pm

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