A Joe Maddon Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

Maddon is an obvious choice as a protagonist in a David Foster Wallace novel.

Readers and critics of late American novelist David Foster Wallace will be thrilled to learn that somehow, someway, SB Nation’s DRaysBay has acquired a previously unheard-of manuscript by that same, great author.

It’s a Choose Your Own Adventure-type novel and has been penned under the pseudonym CBJones, but, owing to the scope of the plot and sheer resonance of the prose, it’s very clearly the work of DFW.

Enjoy it at your own risk by clicking here. And listen to me, please, when I say, “Don’t order The Special!”




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Matt Defalco
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Matt Defalco
5 years 3 months ago

I enjoyed the Manny scene at the Trop. That was great.

GKLarsen
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GKLarsen
5 years 3 months ago

David Foster Wallace AND baseball? Two of my favorite things in the world at once!

tdotsports1
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5 years 3 months ago

I thought CYOA books were only known by us hosers… Love it

notdissertating
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notdissertating
5 years 3 months ago

DFW reference FTW.

Jones
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5 years 3 months ago

Thanks for the shout out! Though the title is now “Select Your Individual Journey” due to some pressure being put on me by “The Man”.

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