A Lazy, But Not Inaccurate, Preview of Pittsburgh-St. Louis

The very talented Adam Wainwright faces the also very talented Gerrit Cole in Pittsburgh tonight at 8pm ET in a deciding Game Five of the NLDS series between the Cardinals and Pirates.

Almost no effort, and even less thought, has been required of the author whilst producing this so-called preview of said contest. And yet, by including the two animated GIFs below — of Wainwright and Cole asserting themselves upon the opposition assertively — that same dumb author has anticipated basically, like, 65% or 70% of tonight’s game already.

Like by means of this one GIF, for example, of Adam Wainwright throwing his curveball for a strikeout:

Wainwright CU

And also by means of this other GIF, too, which depicts Gerrit Cole’s slider, striking out a batter:

Cole SL



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tz
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tz

Effort-free comment.

Well-Beered Englishman
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Well-Beered Englishman

Jon
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Jon

game is in St. Louis.

e e cummings
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e e cummings

carson’s preview
lazy and inaccurate
gerrit cole
gone for pinch hitter
city of steel mourns

Adam
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Adam

This seems more like a poem, which demonstrates effort. D-

Dave
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Dave

Lazy, But Also Inaccurate…

Honey Potter
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Honey Potter

Fitting that Cole’s slider is depicted here. See Freese, David.

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