Mike Schmidt is a mustachioed former third baseman for the Philadelphia Phillies. A different Mike Schmidt is Madison, Wisconsin’s funniest comic and the author of the joke you see embedded expertly above.
In point of fact, I’ve heard Schmidt tell this joke in a slightly different (and, depending on your tastes, perhaps slightly more offensive) way, as follows.
My friend asked me to participate in a fantasy draft with him. He chose Alex Rodriguez and I picked two Korean girls.
Now that I’ve told the joke that way, let me tell it this way…
My friend asked me to participate in a fantasy draft with him. I picked two Korean girls. He chose Alex Rodriguez.
It should be noted both that (a) Schmidt tweets a number of his jokes and (b) those same jokes are frequently hilarious and entirely sans taste. Futhermore, he can often be seen in real life at Madison’s Comedy on State.
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