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A Tweet by Derek Holland, Illustrated


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Texas Rangers pitcher Derek Holland, whose twitter name is Dutch_Oven45 (let’s just leave it), posted this tweet last week:

fantasy football can deff make u very frustrated at times, few guys had awesome days today on my bench , so happy

My interpretation of these fine words is above, the first in what will be a series of me taking things literally on paper.