A Very Dumb Evening Quiz Regarding Pirates and Baseball

At least one reader to click on the button embedded here and take the following quiz — at least one such reader will probably die within the next calendar year. Unfortunate, that.

On a positive note: almost no mental strain whatsoever will be required of that same reader when he’s tasked with identifying the least important moments of his life in recent memory.

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  1. Stockhfcrx says:

    This is

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    • stockhfcrx says:

      This article is what happens when baseball journalists start drinking beer at lunch. The comment this comment is replying to is what happens when inventory analysts start drinking cheap vodka at dusk. My apologies and carry on.

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  2. Tom Steele says:


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  3. Adam Hyzdu says:

    wtf!? took it twice, and neither time was rrrrrrrbi correct.

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  4. nolan says:

    WARRRR was correct

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  5. Jerry Seinfeld says:

    But I don’t want to be a pirate!

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  6. ElJosharino says:

    I hate this quiz.

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  7. canuckassassin says:

    Its obvious WAR is the answer. When Cabrera won the MVP last year pirate hijackings skyrocketed.

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  8. KB says:

    This has been, “Some Common Questions Regarding Pirates and Baseball, Quiz-istrated.”

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