Actual Photo: Jose Molina Frames the Constitution

Rays catcher Jose Molina is of course famously renown for his ability to frame pitches for strikes. Less heralded is his ability to frame founding documents — documents smithed in gory glory by that cocksure parliamentarian, Uncle History.

Bear witness, for God and country …

Framing the Got Damn Constitution

Bedrock Protestant Evangelical Christian principles for a called strike three!

Grab some pine, quislings.

(HT: Idea via Les Carter, attorney to the stars)



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Dan Rozenson
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lol you said cocksure

triple_r
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If you think that’s good, click on the picture.

Dr. Paul
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Dr. Paul

From Art. 1, Section 11 of the United States Constitution, “No person shall forget to pledge allegiance to Jose Molina whenever a person should hear any combination of the words “Rays”, “Jose”, “Molina”, and “slow as hell”.

From Art. 5, Section 1 of the United States Constitution, “No amendments shall be passed that allow any person to refrain from pledging allegiance to Jose Molina, and any such statutes that have been passed by any state hitherto are hereby null and void.”

William O. Douglas
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William O. Douglas

Pitch-framing is a penumbral statistic.

Scalia
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Scalia

Penumbras = bullshit.
Arbitrarily deciding what the original intent was =/= bullshit.

Mike Green
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Mike Green

Michelangelo would have had fun making a sculpture from this picture. The drama. The not-so-subtle eroticism.

If some Michelangelo or Mapplethorpe of today takes the hint, our descendants in 2525 might divine that important documents were delivered by throwing them to another person wearing ceremonial headgear and oversized mittens while another in a black jacket and also wearing ceremonial headgear passionately oversaw the whole process.

Billy
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Billy

Jose Molina and eroticism should never be mentioned in the same vicinity. Ever.

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