Adam Dunn’s Offseason Anguish

Adam Dunn was at SoxFest over the weekend, talking about his disaster of a 2011 season:

“I thought I’d be able to go back home [in the offseason] and blow it off and forget about it.”

Source: ESPN

Now, he admits he couldn’t quite forget about it, and he’s been hitting in an indoor cage, and ESPN reports “he may have dropped a few pounds, but nothing too significant.”

Is this a little less anguish than someone who hit .159 should be experiencing? He went 6-for-94 against lefties. That’s only 6 more hits than I could have in 94 at-bats against lefties. If I was Adam Dunn, maybe I would have spent my offseason trying to figure out how my year went so terribly wrong– do some research, watch some video, see some doctors, talk to a therapist, I don’t know. And maybe he did all of that, but, “I thought I’d be able to go back home and blow it off and forget about it” ??? That struck me as a slightly bizarre comment. Crap, I just had a season that may well indicate the end of my time as a productive baseball player, with really no indication in the statistical line that this was a fluke. But, eh, I thought I’d just try and forget about it.

Inside Adam Dunn’s head sounds like a very peaceful place to be.




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Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.


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TheGrandSlamwich
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TheGrandSlamwich
4 years 6 months ago

He ask Jobu to come. Take fear from bats. He offer him cigar, rum. He will come.

Chris
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Chris
4 years 6 months ago

Maybe he should try Jesus?

Steve
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Steve
4 years 6 months ago

Maybe he did see a Therapist and do other work, we do not really know. People don’t exactly like to admit to doing these things very often.

camisadelgolf
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camisadelgolf
4 years 6 months ago

So is this your first time reading NotGraphs?

Choo
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4 years 6 months ago

Sounds about right. If you play baseball the Adam Dunn way, “F*ck it. Let’s hunt.” is probably your motto.

jimbo
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jimbo
4 years 6 months ago

I can hear the quail now…

“Just get to his left a little, can’t hit a thing from there.”

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