Adapting Northwestern Basketball’s “Make Shots” Shirt to Baseball

ESPN college basketball blogger Eamonn Brennan described this shirt last season:

Speaking of Northwestern fans, this year’s Northwestern fan and team slogan is incredibly funny. It is, simply, “Make Shots.” Usually team t-shirt slogans are something inspirational or ostensibly full of deep basketball insight. Not this. “Make Shots” might be the least inspirational, and therefore the most honest, team slogan of all-time. I love it.

Uninspirational? Honest? I can totally do that. At least that first thing. Here’s how I adapted this shirt idea to baseball. First, this generic one can work for every team.

That’s not terribly creative, though. It’s much more fun to try to adapt these to individual teams, maybe like this.

(More after the jump)

This one is pretty self explanatory.

This is my personal favorite.

Perhaps I’m starting to stray away from the intent of the original shirt a bit…

This idea comes courtesy of Tigers blogger Mike Rogers.

This is just plain cruel, but I had to do it.

Here are some other ideas that I haven’t made into images yet.
SAVE MONEY: Marlins Baseball (credit: Peter Hjort)
BUY PLAYERS: Yankees Baseball
RUSH PROSPECTS: Mets Baseball (credit: Joel Goodbody)
PRAISE JESUS: Rockies Baseball (credit: Joel Goodbody)
BLOW SAVES: Diamondbacks Baseball
TRADE PROSPECTS: Dodgers Baseball (credit: Peter Hjort)

That obviously leaves us with quite a few teams left to fill! If you have any good ideas for those teams or any of the teams seen above, I’d love to see them in the comments section!




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Jack Moore is a blogger for CBS Sports and operates ESPN's SweetSpot Brewers blog Disciples of Uecker, among other things. Follow him on twitter at @jh_moore.

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  1. Albert Lyu says:

    The Yankees and Dbacks ones are definitely the best, time to make those $15 t-shirts.

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  2. Scooter says:

    STRIKE OUT: Diamondbacks Baseball
    GET OUTS: Mariners Baseball
    REMEMBER CAL: Orioles Baseball
    SCORE MORE: Phillies Baseball
    THROW HARD: Tigers Baseball
    TALK CRAZY: White Sox Baseball
    SIGN RELIEVERS: Astros Baseball
    STAY HEALTHY: Mets Baseball
    GET LUCKY: Giants Baseball

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  3. RAWagman says:

    SIGN VETERANS: Giants Baseball

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  4. Joey B says:

    OBP’S BAD = Royals Baseball
    THEO’S GOD = Red Sox Baseball
    MAD PROSPECTS = Rays Baseball
    ALBERT PUJOLS = Cardinals Baseball

    I agree with Albert, that some of those above should immediately be made into t-shirts.

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  5. Mike N. says:

    BE WHITE = Red Sox Baseball

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  6. bensbias says:

    TRUST PROCESS or MORE BRAVES: Royals Baseball
    DRAFT LOCALS: Braves Baseball
    MORE DEFENSE: Mariners Baseball

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  7. Dick Whitman says:

    ALWAYS SUCK = Pirates Baseball

    NO FUTURE = Astros Baseball

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  8. Dick Whitman says:

    COMING SOON = Royals Baseball

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  9. LJ says:

    Hilarious. The T-shirt idea is great, but MLB would be all over that like a fat kid on cake. If some of the ZooWithRoy shirts got the axe…

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  10. AK707 says:

    LIVE ARMS: Giants Baseball

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  11. Louie says:

    PERFECT WEATHER FANS: Rays Baseball

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  12. Matt says:

    LOSE IN THE PLAYOFFS: Braves Baseball

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  13. lar @wezen-ball says:

    Isn’t the Royals shirt just JEFF FRANCEOUR? Or must we wait til it’s official?

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  14. Kevin S. says:

    Hey, leave our t-shirt’s alone! The phrase is Carmody’s mantra.

    (Seriously though, some of these are pretty funny)>

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  15. Great, great, great post Jack. Loved the Athletics t-shirt.

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  16. Geronimo says:

    Like the Cubs one

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  17. Bryz says:

    SHOW HUSTLE: Twins Baseball

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  18. Peter S says:

    Bottom line on all this: Go Cats! We’re finally making the damn tournament!

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  19. Carson says:

    DO… SOMETHING

    Mariners Baseball

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  20. Zack Jones says:

    OVERUSE THE PEN: Braves baseball

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  21. Damien says:

    @$#% &*$#% = White Sox

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  22. dw says:

    So many choices for the Mariners:

    LOSE LESS
    SCORE A RUN
    STOP OVERPAYING
    WIN 70
    TRADE FOR RAPISTS
    FENCE IS THAT WAY
    IT’S CALLED A GLOVE SHORTSTOP
    WIN THE PCL
    BOO A-ROD
    MANAGE ANGER
    SLEEP AT HOME
    1995 WAS GOOD ENOUGH
    CURSE OFF-AIR
    BLAME THE JAPS
    BLAME THE VENEZUELANS
    BLAME Z
    BLAME EVERYONE BUT YOURSELF

    …Mariners Baseball

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  23. Irv C says:

    WHAT BULLPEN? Whitesox Baseball

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  24. ThundaPC says:

    BELIEVE BIG: Mariners Baseball

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  25. Bgaw says:

    Laughed pretty hard at the A’s.. Good work Jack.

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  26. Ryan Hoffman says:

    PAY MORE Phillies Baseball
    GET IN YOUR OWN WAY Mets Baseball
    BE UNDERWHELMING Indians Baseball
    READ LESS Braves Baseball
    BE BETTER ON PAPER Mariners Baseball

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  27. Karen MacKenzie says:

    These definitely need to be made! Since they’re pure and not using logos / trademarks, no one should be able to stop you. I’d suggest Zazzle, or similar site, where you can design and the person buying can pick the size & style of t-shirt they want. I’ve got to come up with something for the Cubs that a *fan* would wear :)

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  28. hoser says:

    Good work, this was funny. Based on last year…

    MAKE OUTS Mariners Baseball

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  29. Adam B. says:

    Mariners: Warning Track Power

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  30. Craig Glaser says:

    The Mets “Rush Prospects” would have been good for the past few years but has now been replaced with “Get Smart”

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  31. John Valjohn says:

    Since we’re piling on my Mariners:

    WASTE
    RESOURCES

    FELIX
    ICHIRO

    19
    95

    EVERYBODY
    OUT

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  32. Jay says:

    I’d like to pass this one on from LetsGoTribe reader emd2k3 …

    SELL HIGH: Indians Baseball

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  33. Mac says:

    DON’T WIN
    Pittsburgh Pirates

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  34. Marc says:

    D-BACKS:

    CLOSE EYES, THEN SWING HARD
    LEADS ARE ONLY TEMPORARY
    OVERDRAFT INJURED PLAYERS
    FROM BUNT HOMERUNS TO BALK-OFFS

    METS:

    BLAME CITI FIELD

    ROCKIES:

    TINKER WITH HUMIDORS

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  35. Hi :)
    thanks a lot – this is so great…

    I just wish I could design a tee grafix like here: http://justfaces.spreadshirt.com/aa-long-sleeve-hooded-tee-face-chantal-A5531459

    Do you have any idea how to create such a design? or is there a cheap – cant find anything on bing about it –

    Thanks xox

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