“Added Some Bulk”

Chris Getz

Chris Getz has apparently “added some bulk,” according to Ned Yost.

Since the “best shape of my life” beat is already taken, maybe I can compile the “added some bulk” collection.

Chris Sale

and… that’s it. Or at least that’s all Google can help me find.

Okay, this will not be a big collection. Also, Chris Sale is not very bulky.




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  1. AC of DC says:

    If Chris Getz’s new bulk helps him to add to his 2 career HR, and upon hitting same he performs just such an eyes-of-indifference, lightsaber-summon-in-reverse bat flip as seen above (where he is in all likelihood returning to the dugout rather less successful than a buffer slugger), then I suspect that as a bulk-added Royal of unique bat flippery, he could become a star here at NotGraphs. “If” . . .

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  2. Everybody Clap Your Hands says:

    If (when?) Getzy hits his 23rd homerun of the year, we’ll know whats up. Or down. If (when?) Getzy gets his 100th RBI of the year, we’ll know whats up. Or down. If (when?) Getzy wins his Silver Slugger award, we’ll know whats up. Or down.

    If (when?) Getzy hits his 23rd homerun of the year, we’ll know whats up. Or down. If (when?) Getzy gets his 100th RBI of the year, we’ll know whats up. Or down. If (when?) Getzy wins his Silver Slugger award, we’ll know whats up. Or down.

    If (when?) Getzy hits his 23rd homerun of the year, we’ll know whats up. Or down. If (when?) Getzy gets his 100th RBI of the year, we’ll know whats up. Or down. If (when?) Getzy wins his Silver Slugger award, we’ll know whats up. Or down.

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  3. Peter R says:

    “Interestingly enough, he notes the Yankees love OF Ben Gamel, and they expect him to show more power this summer after bulking up thanks to his offseason conditioning program.”

    Keith Law provides another fine example of adding some bulk viva .

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