Alex Rodriguez and Friends

If you have not looked at Alex Rodriguez’s Facebook page recently, a) why the devil not?, and b) you may not have seen this photograph, taken on a recent trip to the Dominican Republic, that features Our Hero alongside fellow baseballists Joseph Bats and SeƱor Octubre.

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Due to cropping, though, we are missing out on who else is in the photograph. We have also missed out on THE FULL STORY. As an Artist, I am here to fix that for you.

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From left to right: General Zod, Bashar al-Assad, Jose Bautista, David Ortiz, EVIL ITSELF, The Hamburglar, Jeffrey Loria, and a big drum of nuclear-flavoured steroids. (Click image to big it up.)



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Craig Robinson is not a Child, a God, a Pilgrim, a Rock, the Forest, the Resurrection, the Cosmos, the Law, or Damo Suzuki. Nor is he trying to break your heart. He does have a Web site, though. It's called Flip Flop Flyin'.


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Bradley Woodrum
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Member

I want a tee-shirt of this.

tz
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tz

I want a tee-shirt that shines brighter than my gold chains. Like El Papi Grande.

Live Oak Car Man
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Live Oak Car Man

Seconded, with money in hand and envelope in other hand.

frivoflava29
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frivoflava29

I want a tshirt of this and tshirts for my friends

Justin
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Justin

Please make this a T-shirt. I can’t stop laughing. The Hamburglar is the best part.

Dead Opera Star
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Dead Opera Star

Bashar Al-Assad in it is what got me.

scatterbrian
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scatterbrian

I want a t-shirt like Papi’s, except with the initials BSOHL

Tim
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Tim

What conclusion should we draw from the fact that you’re much better at drawing General Zod and the Hamburglar than the rest of these yahoos?

I mean, other than that you’ve obviously been practicing those two since sometime in the late seventies.

Johnston
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Johnston

What conclusions should we draw from the fact that he actually chose to include General Zod and the Hamburglar?

Spencer Jones
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Spencer Jones

I’m dead.

Joe D.
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Joe D.

This picture proves that A-Rod is juicing while Bautista makes the most of his natural, wiry frame.

jcxy
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jcxy

wonderful

nickolai
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nickolai

jeffrey loria will not be out-evilled, not by anyone!

Love this.

Grant
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Grant

I was unaware that General Zod had a grey left hand.

bubbagump
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bubbagump

Is A-Rod wearing a Garanimals shirt?

Burpzilla
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Burpzilla

My new desktop background.

Dami
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Dami

Artwork has potential! Seriously the faces are spot on.

Jay29
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Jay29

The Hamburglar — history’s greatest monster.

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