All-Star Anagrams

freeman

Freddie Freeman = REAFFIRM NEEDED
(Honorable mention: DEFER DREAM? FINE)

kimbrel

Craig Kimbrel = CRABLIKE GRIM
(Honorable mention: KARMIC GERBIL)

colon

Bartolo Colon = BARON LOCO-LOT
(Honorable mention: NO LOCAL ROBOT)

Yu-Darvish

Yu Darvish = RUSHY DIVA
(Honorable mention: VISA DRY? UH…)

iwakuma

Hisashi Iwakuma = AIM, SWISH: A HAIKU

Yadier Molina

Yadier Molina = A MIDYEAR LION
(Honorable mention: OILY MARINADE)

kershaw

Clayton Kershaw = LANKY ACE THROWS
(Honorable mention: THE WONKY RASCAL)

wainwright

Adam Wainwright = MIGHT WIN A AWARD
(Honorable mention: A WITHDRAWN MAGI)

cabrera

Miguel Cabrera = ARGUABLE CRIME
(Honorable mention: RULE, MAGIC BEAR)

Also I hereby offer $1000 to whoever can anagram “Joe Mauer.”



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Scott
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Scott

If you use Joseph Mauer — “A Heroes Jump”

Or Joseph Patrick (first and middle name) “Hijack Stopper”

Sean
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Sean

Joe Mauer

More Jam, U

John Choiniere
Member

Joseph Patrick Mauer

Um…Jerkiest Approach
Pure Joke Pharmacist
Jump, Choker Parasite!
Jock Permutes Pariah
Amateurish Prep Jock
Epitaph: Major Sucker

John Choiniere
Member

Really, though, I’m a fan. Of him and the Twins in general.

dlk1100
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dlk1100

Joe Mauer

EU o’er jam

QED.

Simon
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Simon

Joe Mauer: OJ. Erm, eau.

As in an American tourist’s drink order in France:

Tourist: OJ. Erm — (realizes that “OJ” doesn’t mean anything to a Frenchman; decides to order the only drink he knows the French word for) eau.
Waiter: Well, what’ll it be, OJ or water?
Tourist: You speak English?
Waiter: Duh, that’s why I work in a restaurant for tourists.
(etc.)

I tried, OK?

Simon
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Simon

Makes as much sense as “Visa dry? uh”

ReuschelCakes
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ReuschelCakes

Oe Mauer-J

SurprMan
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SurprMan

au, Jerome…

Summerfield
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Summerfield

O! Aum – Jeer.

(Aum is a variation of Om.)

Sociology Degreer
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Sociology Degreer

THE WONKY RASCAL is the best thing I’ve ever heard in my life.

Guy
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Guy

Joe Mauer

O jee, ma rum!

Correction
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Correction

o jee, ma, RUM!

Bluebird in Boulder
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Bluebird in Boulder

I don’t know if I am ruining future posts (although this didn’t state or imply this is part one), however;

Joey Votto: To Veto Joy.

It is certainly true of himself, if one watches his disappointed face after any hitting accomplishment, that is to say he vetoes his own joy. It certainly does not, however, apply to the typical (and especially Canadian) observer of his hitting feats.

Triple R
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Triple R

Aim for the fence, Swish.
Doesn’t matter if you K.
Yankees fans hate you.

This has been “Aim, Swish: A Haiku”.

Triple R
Guest
Triple R

Said his VCR
On yo Chad, ma’am
Made Jason
AJ harms dye*

This has been Orioles All-Star Anagrams.
*Couldn’t think of anything for JJ, so I went with James.

hooper4
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Member
hooper4

Joe Mauer >>> U jeer Mao?

(if Twitter was around many years ago?)

James K.
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James K.

You can’t spell Morneau without Mauer.

Sam
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Sam

Joe Mauer = eau mejor

(combining French and Spanish translations, it means the “best water”)

KB
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KB

Joe Mauer =

“Um, Joe Era?”

“Emu Ear Jo”

“Joe: A Re-Um”

Valen Dreth
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Valen Dreth

Steve Delabar = Bad Resale Vet

Rodya
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Rodya

Perhaps, sir, I could interest you in staying at our public house tonight? It’s hardly the same as the port houses that many a gentlemen like you seem to possess, but it does good for the heart. It may smell like week-old blow, but it only costs a couple kopecks. Surely a former officer like you must pity the landlady of our public house. Surely you must be willing to nourish the soul; for the body is nothing without the soul, sir.

Cool Papa Bell
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Cool Papa Bell

RADAR = RADAR

Cool Papa Bell
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Cool Papa Bell

Addendum:
A = A

Cool Papa Bell
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Cool Papa Bell

Some more Joe Mauer anagrams:
Jeo Mauer
oeJ Mauer
oJe Mauer
eoJ Mauer
eJo Mauer
Joe Maure
Joe Maeru
Joe Maeur
Joe Muear
Joe Muera
Joe Murae
Joe Murea
Joe Muare
Joe Muaer
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Izzy
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Izzy

Jeremy’s Iron

James K.
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James K.

Great reference.

nod
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nod

Joe Mauer = Me OJ. U are?

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