Amazon Reviews of Baseball Bats




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Pirates Hurdles
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Pirates Hurdles
2 years 8 months ago

Apparently its difficult to find funny reviews of bats too, hey-o!

The Return of Rambo Diaz
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The Return of Rambo Diaz
2 years 8 months ago

I dunno. I thought they were pretty graet, especially considering there’s no actual baseball right now. This post was very well made.

cass
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cass
2 years 8 months ago

I didn’t read it or anything, but it seemed like a well made post. Very quick delivery – all I had to do was click once from the FanGraphs home page. I’m pretty satisfied. If I ever need some baseball humor, I know where this post is. Maybe that time won’t come. but I feel better having this post around. A+

A eskpert
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A eskpert
2 years 8 months ago

No Sam bat? Really? Are you nationalist pigs going to absolve the finest batmakers of their position at the top of the bat heap?

Teddy Roosevelt
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Teddy Roosevelt
2 years 8 months ago

Nationalist? Nationalist?!? What are you, some type of good-for-nothing, yellowbelly radical?

Marge Schott's Ghost
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Marge Schott's Ghost
2 years 8 months ago

This old baseball bat says love our country or leave it.

nolan
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nolan
2 years 8 months ago

Well done. It would’ve been nice to see a picture of the bat. If it’s the one I’m thinking of, it probably breaks the first time it hits an intruder. It is indeed amazing that we can order a 32″ bat and receive a 32″ bat in the mail. Right?

Joe Pesci
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Joe Pesci
2 years 8 months ago

It also breaks after you’ve hit a guy in the head with it 4-500 fuckin times.

hansman1982
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hansman1982
2 years 8 months ago

Good news is, and Tyler Colvin can attest to this, you could use the bat to stab your intruder after it breaks.

CubsOfTheNorth
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CubsOfTheNorth
2 years 8 months ago

What would someone in Switzerland be doing with a baseball bat?

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