An Erotic Photograph of the Author’s Dinner Tonight
The following image is not erotic in the sense that it depicts human people performing what is known in certain French nightclubs as the Beast with However Many Backs You Can Manage — or even a blonde and large-bosomed woman with eyes that say “Come hither” and also “Come hitherer.”
Rather, this photo — of a Scotch ale and smoked brisket sandwich purchased by the author at Madison’s Warner Park on Friday night — is erotic in the sense that Scotch ales and brisket sandwiches make life a thing worth living. These are things we want to share with others — others like the children we sire after a night of consuming Scotch ales and brisket sandwiches.
Carson Cistulli says terrible things at The New Enthusiast.
I didn’t know people were allowed to take pictures food without Instagraming it. I’ll have to alert my twitter feed of this breakthrough.
Also, now I’m hungry.
That Northwoods League seems interesting. A summer league for college kids? I don’t know if we have anything like that in Florida.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_collegiate_summer_baseball_leagues
Nice, thanks!
Yeah, Man! Ain’t nothing like a good Brisket Sammich!
If you find piles of meat alongside a beer erotic, how do you get anything done whilst living in Wisconsin?
I think you get Inured to it in Wisconsin where the four food groups are meat, cheese, fried and beer. Whenever we come back from a Wisconsin weekend vacation I have a craving fir whole grains, grilled fish and green vegetables.
I was hoping it was a pulled pork sandwich, and the chef shaped it to look like a pig’s head. Mmmm, pig’s head.
Fuck it, I’m moving to Madison.
Scotch Ales/Wee Heavy’s are the worst.
That was my dinner on Saturday – also from the Duck Blind. Decent BBQ, but was disappointed in the scotch ale. It was a little thin and not representative of the style.
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