Anagram New Snot Cretins

I mean Anagram Contest Winners.

VERY HONORABLE MENTIONS:

From Big Daddy V:
DELMON YOUNG: Ungodly Omen

From Reillocity:
JOSH REDDICK: DJ Horsedick

From Valen Dreath:
PABLO SANDOVAL: Panda Oval Slob

From Well-Beered Englishman:
JOE BUCK AND TIM MCCARVER: Dim Jock, Vacant Cerebrum

From Danny Knobgobbler:
CARSON CISTULLI: Local Crisis Nut

AND THE WINNER:

From Chris Cwik:
MADISON BUMGARNER: Bang me, Mr. Dinosaur




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Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.


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Jon Roegele
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3 years 4 months ago

Nice! Love these.

I was doing a series of #BaseballAnagrams on Twitter recently, which were all figured out. The idea was for the clue to be an anagram of a player’s name but also describe them or something they do, at least to some extent. Here they are in case by visiting this page you like anagrams!?

SCORE DARTING RUNS
BENDER ON START
RAW RITE BELT
SUPEREST BOY
TH’ MIRACLE OUT
JUST ROPE BALL
NE DIAMONDS
I MACH ONE BLUR
RAN AND SPED
LANKY ACE THROWS

Glomp
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Glomp
3 years 4 months ago

NE DIAMONDS = Ian Desmond (dunno how this describes him really)
I MACH ONE BLUR = Michael Bourn
LANKY ACE THROWS = Clayton Kershaw
RAN AND SPED = Denard Span

Jon Roegele
Guest
3 years 4 months ago

Nicely done. The Desmond one is a bit of a stretch, but since he plays in the NL East, he can often be found in North-East (NE) diamonds….if that makes sense.

JJ1313
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JJ1313
3 years 4 months ago

SCORE DARTING RUNS = Curtis Granderson
RAW RITE BELT = Brett Lawrie (?)
SUPEREST BOY = Buster Posey
TH’ MIRACLE OUT = Michael Trout

Jon Roegele
Guest
3 years 4 months ago

Good stuff. Here “rite” is supposed to mean “right”, as in, right-handed.

Glomp
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Glomp
3 years 4 months ago

Michael Morse anagrams to RECLAIMS HOME — maybe the Mariners will trade for him after all.

Newcomer
Member
Newcomer
3 years 4 months ago

Perfect for when he has to run the bases twice after a home run.

KB
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KB
3 years 4 months ago

TORII HUNTER: Hire in Trout

reillocity
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reillocity
3 years 4 months ago

Yank, thou.

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