In this edition of Andrew Dice Clay Interprets Baseball Poetry, the Dice Man sets his sights on the famous piece by Franklin Pierce Adams, Baseball’s Sad Lexicon.
- These are the saddest of possible words:
- “Tinker to Evers to Chance.”
- Trio of bear cubs, and fleeter than birds,
- Tinker and Evers and Chance.
- Ruthlessly pricking our gonfalon bubble,
- Making a Giant hit into a double–
- I showed her my crank was as big as the Hubble:
- And then that bitch dropped her pants.
You still got it Dice, you still got it.
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