Andrew McCutchen Looks… Different


Click to embiggen… your dreams.

I don’t watch a ton of Pirates games, so I’m no authority on the matter, but, if memory serves, Andrew McCutchen looks less, uh, European in person than on his Yahoo player page.

UPDATE: As of 6:12pm ET, Yahoo appears to’ve changed the image to one much more closely resembling the Pirates’ starting center fielder.

Top Gun-style embrace for my friend Joel.




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rglass44
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Check out Clint Barmes.

Expos67
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Expos67

A couple of “Weeks” in Houston have changed him.

Anthony
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Anthony

This killed me

kick me in the GO NATS
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kick me in the GO NATS

So you’re a ghost writer?

Pat
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Pat

Haha, looks like his teammate Daniel Mccutchen, good stuff.

Yirmiyahu
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Yirmiyahu

I probably shouldn’t mention that I never realized McCutchen was a black dude, huh?

dudley
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dudley

the race transplant was a success! complete with declining speed score, and a fondness for NPR.

Big Jgke
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Big Jgke

Next comes the Dolphinoplasty.

TheYellowSlant
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TheYellowSlant

Freddie Freeman anyone?

Jason
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Jason

And, in a mere instant, Andrew McCutchen increased his wGRIT+

Matt
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Matt

This is only tangentially related, but for those who know hockey, Miroslav Satan’s player page on Yahoo! NHL used to end in 666. I wonder whose idea that was.

Clint Barmes
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Clint Barmes
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