Andrew McCutchen Looks… Different


Click to embiggen… your dreams.

I don’t watch a ton of Pirates games, so I’m no authority on the matter, but, if memory serves, Andrew McCutchen looks less, uh, European in person than on his Yahoo player page.

UPDATE: As of 6:12pm ET, Yahoo appears to’ve changed the image to one much more closely resembling the Pirates’ starting center fielder.

Top Gun-style embrace for my friend Joel.




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14 Responses to “Andrew McCutchen Looks… Different”

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  1. rglass44 says:

    Check out Clint Barmes.

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  2. Anthony says:

    This killed me

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  3. Pat says:

    Haha, looks like his teammate Daniel Mccutchen, good stuff.

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  4. Yirmiyahu says:

    I probably shouldn’t mention that I never realized McCutchen was a black dude, huh?

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  5. dudley says:

    the race transplant was a success! complete with declining speed score, and a fondness for NPR.

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  6. TheYellowSlant says:

    Freddie Freeman anyone?

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  7. Jason says:

    And, in a mere instant, Andrew McCutchen increased his wGRIT+

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  8. Matt says:

    This is only tangentially related, but for those who know hockey, Miroslav Satan’s player page on Yahoo! NHL used to end in 666. I wonder whose idea that was.

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