Angel Hernandez Is Scaring You

This is a video still of third-base umpire Angel Hernandez, from the 8th inning of last night’s Indians-Royals game.

As someone who watched this game in its entirety, I can assure you that, almost immediately after this particular moment, Hernandez killed — in evermore grotesque and harrowing ways — all the players and coaches of both teams involved.




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7 Responses to “Angel Hernandez Is Scaring You”

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  1. Matt says:

    Pretty sure this is banned in France.

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  2. Shaggychild says:

    How can we be sure Hernandez isn’t the one who was killed, by this man!?

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  3. TheGrandslamwich says:

    Saw meets MLB. Priceless

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  4. filihok says:

    maybe it was cold

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  5. Kris says:

    Seriously, guys.

    You have a guy named Angel.
    He’s dressed like hell just froze over.
    And the Royals and Indians just played a game to determine first place in the entire american league.

    Couldn’t find a joke somewhere in there?

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