Angel Pagan Provides Free Tacos

If you like heavily-processed meat AND saving money, then yesterday was your day, fair NotGraphs readers. During this year’s World Series, the restaurant chain Taco Bell, as a part of its Steal a Base, Wreck a Toilet Steal a Taco campaign, offered a free Doritos Locos Taco to any fan as long as a player stole a base during the series. Thanks to Angel Pagan’s heroics in Game 2, fans were treated to the opportunity to snag a free Mexican falafel. And Taco Bell stayed true to their word. However, Angel Pagan did not just give free tacos to all with his base-stealing, he did it with some straight-up sorcerer’s conjuration and shit. Observe:

 

And the people subsequently rejoiced.

 

Congratulations to the San Francisco Giants, Angel Pagan, Taco Bell, and America.



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David G. Temple is the Managing Editor of TechGraphs and a contributor to FanGraphs, NotGraphs and The Hardball Times. He hosts the award-eligible podcast Stealing Home. Dayn Perry once called him a "Bible Made of Lasers." Follow him on Twitter @davidgtemple.


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Highball Wilson
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Highball Wilson

I rely on these tacos to keep me regular. If that results in the wrecking of toilets, so be it. Eat tacos and rejoice.

Dame dayn perry
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Dame dayn perry

I believe you mean “conger-ation”

Old Man
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Old Man

Taco Scutaro

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