Animated GIF File: Nelson Figueroa Is Neither Menacing, Violent

Figueroa Vid

The reader might have suspected for a moment — for a rather a long moment, in fact, full of terror on all sides — that Reno Aces right-hander Nelson Figueroa was intent on throwing a baseball directly into that same reader’s chops, such that those chops would be most grievously injured and bloodied and perhaps ultimately deformed.

What Nelson Figueroa goes on to make perfectly clear, however, is that violence is neither the answer or even just an answer — unless the question, that is, is something like, “What’s the main thing that Nelson Figueroa despises.”




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Albert
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Albert

Quote the raven: “Nevermore.”

Nate
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Nate

This should be the first installment of a series entitled “Players Traded for Curt Schilling” with GIFs making the reason they are not HOF-caliber players self-evident.

cwhitman
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cwhitman

Carson, I need to know! How do you make GIFs of MLB.tv and such? Trying to get one of that Darvish slow curve to Hamilton in the 4th last night.
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