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Animation: Sexy Hiroyuki Nakajima

Before you see this, the newest animation from the Next Media team that gave us such classics as Raging Panda Pablo Sandoval and Derek Jeter Mauled by Tiger, a word of warning: Sex. As in, this video is full of sexy time. You’ll see inappropriate outfits, inappropriate touching of equipment, and just a strange story of courtship and copulation involving Billy Beane, Hiroyuki Nakajima, and Brad Pitt.

Don’t tell me I didn’t warn you.