Does anyone on Twitter have any questions about Cubs second baseman Darwin Barney? You? Yes, go ahead, sir.
Was Darwin Barney wearing an ascot during the Cubs game today?
— Danny J. Lee (@whatthedleeoh) April 17, 2013
Ah, yes. Very good question. Yes, he was. A giant ascot, in fact — an ascot on loan to him by an ent …
Despite appearances, Darwin Barney will not ravish the help or drunkenly crash one of his motorcars into the hedgerow. Sometimes a gentlemanly appearance veils an actual gentleman. So it is in the case of Actual Gentleman Darwin Barney.
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