Aqua Velva Men Showdown

Who’s the real Aqua Velva Man, Steve Garvey or Pete Rose?

Is it more Aqua Velva Manly to call time out at the plate because you’re not finished talking about your cologne and then, upon homering, vaguely insult the Brooklyn-born catcher’s ways with the ladies?

Or is it more Aqua Velva Manly to quite possibly make Aqua Velva-smelling love to the media just after taking a few cuts?

Only you, readers, can decide who wins this Aqua Velva Men Showdown.




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reillocity
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reillocity

A tie that goes to whichever of them is more skilled at telekinetically commanding sea creatures to do his bidding.

camisadelgolf
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camisadelgolf

Charlie Hustle

TheBigDawg
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TheBigDawg

Pete just bet that he could get some Aqua Vulva action with that female reporter but Garvey actually made her a woman (and a mama).

drtrix
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drtrix

Lol. And we are done here folks.

More Than I Can Bear
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More Than I Can Bear

Why? Why? Why must this be? What within you has done this thing? My retinas burn from the unholy light! My bowels are loosed! All mankind is foresaken! Arrgghhh …

Thelonious
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Thelonious

Clearly, Steve Garvey es mas macho. Witness Pete Rose cast away his symbolic phallus as the female reporter makes the first move.

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