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Aroldis Chapman Arrested For Speeding…

Posted By Summer Anne Burton On May 22, 2012 @ 3:30 pm In True Facts | 9 Comments

You may have heard that Aroldis Chapman was arrested for speeding yesterday.

In other breaking news:
- Francisco Liriano arrested for jaywalking.
- Cole Hamels arrested for child abuse.
- Jaime Moyer arrested for loitering.
- Brett Lawrie arrested for disorderly conduct.
- Emilio Bonifacio arrested for not coming to a complete stop.
- Michael Bourn arrested for hit and run.
- Carlos Lee arrested for larceny.
- Giancarlo Stanton arrested for breaking and entering.
- Josh Hamilton arrested for illegally discharging a weapon.
- Albert Pujols arrested for illegally carrying a concealed weapon.
- Jim Johnson arrested for vigilantism.
- Chuck Knoblauch arrested for sexual harassment.
- Mariano Rivera’s ACL arrested for obstruction of justice.

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