Who is Brian Dozier?
A Danny Valencia Owner
Dear Person With a Terrible Fantasy Team,
Brian Dozier likes hockey.
I know this because Brian Dozier likes Twitter.
Brian Dozier has a solid walk rate.
Brian Dozier majored in accounting.
Brian Dozier has a winning smile.
Brian Dozier doesn’t have shoelaces.
Brian Dozier is first in a wave of “new Twins.”
Brian Dozier is not the reason Danny Valencia may be losing his job. Danny Valencia is the reason Danny Valencia may be losing his job. I like Danny Valencia. He’s on my Scoresheet team. He’s in my lineup against lefties.
Do not fear Brian Dozier. Brian Dozier does not fear you.
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