Audio: David Ortiz Has an Announcement to Make

David Ortiz has an announcement to make regarding Boston — which announcement utilizes language typically reserved only for the bedroom and the boardroom.

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Audio stolen from Paul Sporer’s YouTube video of pregame festivities of Royals-Red Sox game — itself stolen from NESN broadcast of same.




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Well-Beered Englishman
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3 years 2 months ago

The best on-field speech since Lou Gehrig.

Jay29
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Jay29
3 years 2 months ago

“I consider myself… the luckiest motherf***er… on the face of the earth.”

beckett19
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beckett19
3 years 2 months ago

David Ortiz, channeling his inner Earl Weaver there.

Lu Kim
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Lu Kim
3 years 2 months ago

Herro, this is our fucking shitty.

Maverick Squad
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Maverick Squad
3 years 2 months ago

This is his f-ing city. He refuses to f- in any other city. Thus I assume he doesn’t bother bringing his wife with him on road trips.

joser
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joser
3 years 2 months ago

And it went out over broadcast TV. Which is the kind of thing that normally would elicit a fine. But apparently FCC Chairman Julius Genachowski was willing to make an exception.

Jd
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Jd
3 years 2 months ago

Yeah, great speech for a complete dumbass. The simplistic way to look at the horror of the marathon bombing is to, make idiotic speeches ( like our president did after the apprehension of Muslim terrorist number 2)” I also think the people dancing around the state house in Boston and screaming USA and saying they were ready to,party are brainless. This is a time for solemn thought, reflection and dignified grief. This was not a,stupid ballgame. We need to rally together,mount not like a bunch of silly cheerleaders.

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