Audio for the People: Harold Reynolds Saying “Dave Cameron”

Unlike elusive proto-vigilante and 1930s radio star The Shadow, who took some pride, it seems, in acquainting himself with the sort of evils that lurk in the hearts of men, the present author takes pains expressly to avoid such intimate knowledge of the public and its constituent members. As such, that same author has no idea — doesn’t want to know — to what sordid ends the reader might use the audio below of former major-leaguer and current MLB Network personality Harold Reynolds saying aloud the name of FanGraphs managing editor Dave Cameron.

That said, the tenets of a free and open society necessarily dictate that this sort of information be made available, lest tyrants tyrannize the people tyrannically — which is what would happen were those same people not afforded access to the following audio of former major-leaguer and current MLB Network personality Harold Reynolds saying aloud the name of FanGraphs managing editor Dave Cameron.

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7 Responses to “Audio for the People: Harold Reynolds Saying “Dave Cameron””

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  1. Jaack says:

    This is the most obnoxiously addictive thing to listen to. Its mesmerizing.

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  2. Well-Beered Englishman says:

    Might I suggest you splice in this audio whenever mentioning the name of Dave Cameron during FanGraphs Audio? For example:

    “This is FanGraphs Audio… today’s episode features FanGraphs Managing Editor [Harold Reynolds voice] Dave Cameron [/Harold Reynolds]…”

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  3. The Return of Rambo Diaz says:

    Would it be weird if I made this the ringtone used by my cellphone when my wife calls?

    Cuz, pretty much… yeah, I’m doing that.

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    • Resolution says:

      I don’t think it’s weird at all – especially if your current wife is the managing editor of fangraphs, Dave Cameron, or the current prime minister of England.

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  4. AlexandertheMeh says:

    Can we get a dancing spiderman gif on this page to see if it matches up with this track?

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