Real Correspondence: Noam Chomsky to Max Scherzer
Here’s a completely authentic and totally unadulterated message from noted linguist and spokesman of the American Left Noam Chomsky’s Twitter account to avant-garde sportsman Max Scherzer from this morning, apropos a central idea from the former’s work on generative grammar (click to embiggen):

Carson Cistulli says terrible things at The New Enthusiast.
Ahhhh, semioticians – what a bunch of crazy cats!
Max,
If you’ve got the time between starts, I’d love it if you could take a look at my paper on Lorentzian Space-Time Orbifold Strings before I submit it to Dr. Michio Kaku for peer review.
I am soooooo surprised that a Noam Chomsky post has only garnered two comments after two days!
Odd in the sense of scherzer’s strikeouts are anything but a minimalist application, thereby enhancing his clear position in favor of linguistic determinism and the lack of a winning instinct