Bartolo Colon is a Pillow




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Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.


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AlexandertheMeh
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AlexandertheMeh
2 years 4 months ago

John and Thomas Knoll, the creators of photoshop – “If only we had known, we should have become watchmakers.”

gnomez
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gnomez
2 years 4 months ago

Bartolo Colon’s physique also resembles that of a pillow.

AC of DC
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AC of DC
2 years 4 months ago

I find it more worrisome that the Mets organization believed that drastic plastic surgery would correct their performance woes. A new nose isn’t going to help Lucas Duda make more contact. I suppose it’s improved attitudes and other intangibles.

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